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Who Is The Wisest? by Nobody: 4:00am On Mar 21, 2015
lolzz Who is the wisest?
1. HAUSA man who
removed his shoes to
enter a
taxi...
2. IGBO man who went
to the bank with a
spanner to open a
bank account.
3.YORUBA man who
went to bed with a ruler
just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who
watched the news and
waved
at the news reader.
5. AN EFIK nurse who
woke up a sleeping
patient
simply because she
forgot to give him
sleeping
pills...
6. AN IGALA man who
lowered his TV volume
because he wanted to
read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who
polished his shoes to
take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who
climbed a mango tree to
check
if the mango was ripe
enough then came
down
and started
stoning it...
11. A FULANI man who
chose to drink Fanta
because he thought
sprite was unripe
11.A GWARI man who
saw something that
looked like shit, touched
n tasted n said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
Thank God I no match
am....
12.AN IDOMA man who
put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to
listen to Cool FM...
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Re: Who Is The Wisest? by yuncka: 6:35am On Mar 21, 2015
All of them wise pass U. tongue

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Re: Who Is The Wisest? by mormoni(m): 6:49am On Mar 21, 2015
Lmao
Re: Who Is The Wisest? by Wendyslim(f): 7:22pm On Mar 21, 2015
An efiknurse
Re: Who Is The Wisest? by Opinedecandid(m): 10:03pm On Mar 21, 2015
The trekking man that waited before traffic light when he saw it indicate red, until de green comes up again b4 He crossed the road.
Re: Who Is The Wisest? by Alezy(m): 5:30am On Jun 23, 2015
mehn...all of em na case.

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