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Urgent Advice Needed! by LordGuru: 11:04am On Mar 22, 2015
Opportunity comes but once they say, I've been very confused on how to maximize a rare opportunity that came my way few days ago. Pls, don't ask me how; I got direct phone numbers of David Mark the Senate President, Patience Jonathan the first lady, some State Govs and Senators. If only I know the exact thing to tell David Mark or Patience Jonathan, I would easily get my own share of the National Cake; my millions. A friend of mine has been begging to take me to a powerful herbalist in Ijebu Igbo. He said they would be remote controlled to favour me through the call. Another, told me to go to Indian temple, to get and use "do as I say" Indian charm. He said with that, I will just text Patience Jonathan my acc details, call her and say "Go and send N650Million into my account right now!" and she'll do instantly. Yet, I think there must be a better legitimate things and services that I can offer them and get prosperous pecuniary reward; this is where I need the suggestions of intelligent Nlanders. Pls, advise me on these:
1) If they ask me where or how I got their Nos, what do I say? Because I must NEVER disclose how I got their numbers else...
2) What irresistible guaranteed legit services, advices and/or business can I offer them?
If ur idea works, I promise to share the bounty.
Re: Urgent Advice Needed! by SurePresident: 11:33am On Mar 22, 2015
Just call them one by one and tell them that you a their partner in progress; that u r a thief just like them and that you thereby demand they give u ur own share of looted treasury, else!!!
Re: Urgent Advice Needed! by afanide: 8:24pm On Mar 23, 2015
SurePresident:
Just call them one by one and tell them that you a their partner in progress; that u r a thief just like them and that you thereby demand they give u ur own share of looted treasury, else!!!




Hahahahahahahahaha funny guy......

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