CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms

- CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

- PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

- ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

- SCSI: System Can't See It

- MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

- DOS: Defunct Operating System

- WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

- OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too

- PnP: Plug and Pray

- APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

- IBM: I Blame Microsoft

- DEC: Do Expect Cuts

- MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

- CA: Constant Acquisitions

- COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

- LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses

- MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

- AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.

- WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

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