Andrei Elout amassed a large
fortune importing diamonds into Russia
from the African nation of Sierra Leone.
And what’s a rich guy to do with his excess
wealth? Outside of visiting the many homes
he owns around the world (including a
Central Park condominium), he decided to
chuck around 200 rough diamonds into
Central Park’s Turtle Pond.
A rough diamond is simply a diamond that
has yet to be cut and polished.
Above: Photo of rough diamonds
“I see the pond so full of muck and ugly
turtles and I think I’m going to throw a few
million dollars worth of diamonds in there,”
Elout said. “And see if idiot Americans try to
fetch them.”
Elout says he hates America with “all of his
guts.” It was, after all, America who led the
way to shutting down his diamond importing
business in 2008.
“Puke on Americans,” Elout says. “They
screw me out of money. Now I’m going to
watch stinky Americans swim in this
disgusting pond searching for diamonds. I
want to laugh at their pitiful American
desperation.”
It is illegal to enter Turtle Pond, but that
may not stop some as evidenced by a
recently created private Facebook group
whose members plan to retrieve the
diamonds.
Elout says he has paid employees around
the pond at nearly all times with hidden
cameras to videotape any people going into
the pond and says he will hand over all
footage of trespassing diamond
harvesters to authorities.
“The donkey heads might get the diamonds,”
Elout says. “But they’re going to pay a legal
price and, hopefully, have the diamonds
confiscated. I’ll be laughing my
rich Russian ass off no matter what
happens.”
Elout says he plans to throw even more
diamonds into Turtle Pond, plus drop feces-
covered hundred-dollar bills around New
York City.
“This is just one little way I can get revenge
on America and get a good laugh,” Elout
says. “I hate America. It’s a son of bitch.”

Abeg where the Pond dey??

Blood diamonds. These diamonds possibly caused the death of tens of thousands in west africa including Nigerian soldiers then some rich Russian mogul throws them into a pond because he hates America! We need to mark that idiots face.