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| Different "Tongues" For Different Folks by steveosaz(m): 8:42pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
My dear ghanians, Its church, not"chech" Pastor, not"pastar". Doctor, not Dactar My fellow Nigerians, Its bath, not"baff". Our currency is called Naira, not"narrah"! My dear Edo people, Its argument, not"ajument" (4 wetin na?) My dear yorubas, Its Air, not"hair" Eight, not"hate" Its Van Persie, not"Fan Persin". My dear Ibadan peeps woh! hmmmmm... Its not"sun tissu"its sean tizzle! Its not"siro"but zero! My dear Hausa people, Its fifty, not"pipty". Its people, not"fiffle". Its five, not"pipe". Glo, not"gilo"! Seriously it is"Tuface weds Annie Macauley", stop saying"Toothpas te weds Animal calling" My Egun people woh! Its actually MTN and not NTM!! My dear Calabar peeps! Kindly note its love and not"rurf"!! My Benue people, its not Lick Loss, its Rick Ross Lest I forget my close Igbo people! There is nothing like"thaaasand" woh! There is thousand! It is Bedsheet and not Baysheet And its thirty, not"thartie"! My dear ghanians, Its church, not"chech" Pastor, not"pastar". Doctor, not Dactar My fellow Nigerians, Its bath, not"baff". Our currency is called Naira, not"narrah"! My dear Edo people, Its argument, not"ajument" (4 wetin na?) My dear yorubas, Its Air, not"hair" Eight, not"hate" Its Van Persie, not"Fan Persin". My dear Ibadan peeps woh! hmmmmm... Its not"sun tissu"its sean tizzle! Its not"siro"but zero! My dear Hausa people, Its fifty, not"pipty". Its people, not"fiffle". Its five, not"pipe". Glo, not"gilo"! Seriously it is"Tuface weds Annie Macauley", stop saying"Toothpas te weds Animal calling" My Egun people woh! Its actually MTN and not NTM!! My dear Calabar peeps! Kindly note its love and not"rurf"!! My Benue people, its not Lick Loss, its Rick Ross Lest I forget my close Igbo people! There is nothing like"thaaasand" woh! There is thousand! It is Bedsheet and not Baysheet And its thirty, not"thartie"! My dear ghanians, Its church, not"chech" Pastor, not"pastar". Doctor, not Dactar My fellow Nigerians, Its bath, not"baff". Our currency is called Naira, not"narrah"! My dear Edo people, Its argument, not"ajument" (4 wetin na?) My dear yorubas, Its Air, not"hair" Eight, not"hate" Its Van Persie, not"Fan Persin". My dear Ibadan peeps woh! hmmmmm... Its not"sun tissu"its sean tizzle! Its not"siro"but zero! My dear Hausa people, Its fifty, not"pipty". Its people, not"fiffle". Its five, not"pipe". Glo, not"gilo"! Seriously it is"Tuface weds Annie Macauley", stop saying"Toothpas te weds Animal calling" My Egun people woh! Its actually MTN and not NTM!! My dear Calabar peeps! Kindly note its love and not"rurf"!! My Benue people, its not Lick Loss, its Rick Ross Lest I forget my close Igbo people! There is nothing like"thaaasand" woh! There is thousand! It is Bedsheet and not Baysheet And its thirty, not"thartie"! |
| Re: Different "Tongues" For Different Folks by whillyamz98(m): 9:08pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Wow! Cant stop laughing. Tanx man. 2 d hausas it is pdp nt fi di fi. Lmao |
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