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How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by laryom1(m): 8:32pm On Mar 26, 2015
HOW NEWSPAPERS' HEADLINES ON
MONDAY 30TH MARCH, 2015 WILL LOOK LIKE:

1. "INEC declares Buhari President-Elect
with 26.4 million votes! PDP rejects result" - VANGUARD!
2. "Buhari declared winner!". "This is the
worst election in Nigeria's history" (Olisa
Metuh) - PUNCH!
3. "APC in a historic victory!". "Godswill
Akpabio flee to Ghana, begs for forgiveness". - PM NEWS!
4. "This is the most rigged election in the
world, Jega must be arrested and
imprisoned immediately. We are heading to court" (Ruben Abati) - DAILY INDEPENDENT!
5. "South-south boils as INEC declares Buhari winner, Militants threatened war." - NIGERIAN TRIBUNE!
6. "APC wins Aso Rock, 70 Senate seats and 65% House of Reps. We are studying the results" (Mimiko) - SUN NEWSPAPER!
7. "Militants Protests Buhari's Victory,
Demands Cancellation Of Polls In 21 States" - TRIUMPH NEWSPAPER!
8. "How Jega Rigged The Polls In Favour Of Buhari" - Premium time
9. "Obama, Cameroon, Hollande, Ban Ki
Moon, World Leaders Congratulate Buhari" - THE NATION!
10. "I Will Finish All The Gambaris In Niger Delta Before May 29" (Asari Dokubo) - SAHARAREPORTERS !
11. "Jega Rigged For The Opposition, We Will Obtain A Court Order And Arrest Him" (SSS spokeswoman, Marylin Ogar) - LEADERSHIP!
12. "It Can Never Be Possible, It Is Either
Jonathan Or No Nigeria" (Ayo Fayose) - DAILY TRUST
13. "Senate President, David Mark In A Secret Meeting With The Military To Stop May, 29 Handing Over To Buhari" - THISDAY NEWSPAPER
14. "No President That Has His People At
Heart Will Hand Over Power To Someone
Who Doesn't Care About The Masses" (Doyin Okupe) - NTA NEWS
15. "Nigeria Will Be Better Without
Jonathan" (United Nation) - NEW YORK TIMES.


Haha! Ha! Lol!!! I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!

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Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by YUSUPH1986(m): 8:37pm On Mar 26, 2015
Am wil be apy to hear this

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Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by peezu(m): 8:42pm On Mar 26, 2015
So shall it be.

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Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by Nobody: 8:43pm On Mar 26, 2015
.@OP, i think you have a degree in predictology.

Anyways

#vote4buhari
#change

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Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by laryom1(m): 8:44pm On Mar 26, 2015
Dharniel:
.
you too dey book space
Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by olamonsor2: 8:45pm On Mar 26, 2015
I will kill cow and celebrate victory for pples general
Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by zizazizu: 8:46pm On Mar 26, 2015
Hahahahahaha

See Illusion!

GEJ till 2019.

Buhari...your cows are waiting
Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by laryom1(m): 8:46pm On Mar 26, 2015
olamonsor2:
I will kill cow and celebrate victory for pples general
lolz. I go chop sha
Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by olamonsor2: 8:47pm On Mar 26, 2015
laryom1:
lolz. I go chop sha
u no get problwm boss mi
Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by jamex93(m): 8:48pm On Mar 26, 2015
Jonathan sets for otuke while buhary is welcomed into aso rock to take his place as the newly elected president of Nigeria
Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by laryom1(m): 8:48pm On Mar 26, 2015
zizazizu:
Hahahahahaha

See Illusion!

GEJ till 2019.

Buhari...your cows are waiting
**whispers** how much PDP ward leader give you? *winks grin wink

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Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by Nobody: 8:51pm On Mar 26, 2015
laryom1:
you too dey book space

Haba, i don modify am now
Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by nellagold(f): 10:56pm On Mar 26, 2015
Complete reversal..... Voters will decide on Saturday.
Re: How Newspapers' Headlines On Monday 30th March, 2015 Will Look Like: by ojaydedon(m): 10:59pm On Mar 26, 2015
»foolishness is wen u go 2 London 2 campaign with ppl that ve no PVC.
»insane is wen u've bin
shouting "up Nepa" since u were born nd xpect GEJ to be a magician in 4years.
»madness is wen u spend 6yrs in d university reading day nd night 2
get certificate at d end vote a mallam without a certificate.
»olodo is wen u use broom 2 sweep
without using Parker 2 pack d dirt.
»barawo is wen u say u and ur members will wipe corruption while ur benefactor(tinubu) owns half of Lagos.
»foolishness is wen an elder who should be enjoying his old age is stressing himself doing "I must win politics".
....Ewu is when a man says he will
equate naira to d same as dollars if he wins because he does not knw d dynamics of economics.....
grin grin

vote wisely...#VoteGoodluck

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