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Why Buhari Must Not Win-----by Patience Jonathan (photo) by 2rutalkconcept: 8:32pm On Mar 27, 2015
WHY BUHARI MUST NOT WIN
I want to ask, if Buhari should win Jonathan,
will Buhari's wife make
Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like
first lady Dame Patience
does? This woman has increased the life span
of an average Nigerian.
Examples of her "award winning speeches"
include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I
left them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my
family.
14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has failed, I have a
question for you. When a child fails an exam,
isn't the child supposed
to be repeated?
Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by
sharing this with all
your contacts
Don't laugh alone. Let us vote Buhari out
because His wife can't
make us laugh like first lady Dame Patience
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis message "we are
reading" "diaris god o
# justbeingsacastic

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Re: Why Buhari Must Not Win-----by Patience Jonathan (photo) by cozy7(m): 8:35pm On Mar 27, 2015
The best thing PEJ can do after her "Pharoah" (husband) has lost election is to get a private English teacher.

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Re: Why Buhari Must Not Win-----by Patience Jonathan (photo) by Djdeebrain(m): 8:39pm On Mar 27, 2015
This mama peace go kill us with her comedy english.
Re: Why Buhari Must Not Win-----by Patience Jonathan (photo) by Nobody: 9:16pm On Mar 27, 2015
That's the more reason this clueless government must be voted out
Re: Why Buhari Must Not Win-----by Patience Jonathan (photo) by 2rutalkconcept: 10:11pm On Mar 27, 2015
Buhari wife is not funny,we need someone dat will update us on english language and make nigeria funny.....
Re: Why Buhari Must Not Win-----by Patience Jonathan (photo) by Nobody: 10:13pm On Mar 27, 2015
Dear Lord God, please grant victory unto the camp of President Goodluck Jonathan in this election in Jesus name, Amen! Touch the hearts of men (all Nigerians) to vote in his favour. May every hardened heart come to the acceptance of your will to vote for President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan in Jesus name, Amen! Thank You Dear Lord for your victory unto us. Amen!

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Re: Why Buhari Must Not Win-----by Patience Jonathan (photo) by Seequadry(m): 10:30pm On Mar 27, 2015
why buahri must win by seequadrey

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