07:00 - Woke up and prayed...

08:00 - Unplugged my phone, munch on slice bread, butter and milk... can't go to the polls on empty tummy... besides if I'm to die... or God forbids... Nigeria burns... I can't die hungry...

08:30 - Stepped out... see boys playing football... I couldn't even join... a few chats here and there... as I #March on to the polls...

08:49 - Got to my polling unit... and what do you know... no INEC official... Sijuade Nur/Pry school... Ijeshatedo... Surulere... Lagos...

08:59 - INEC officialds are just arriving... should take them 20-30 minutes to set up... OUTRAGEOUS!!!

09:25 - The queue is not long... 40 people max... INEC still sorting their shit together... not one fine girl I can clinch with... men, old men, old women... Lord why me...?!

09:31 - we still queuing... no fine girl yet... why nah... fine girls no dey vote nii...? sorry... I mean fine girl no dey do accreditation nii...?!

09:41 - Nothing... we just dey queue... no fine girl... I just dey dull... I for buy alomo dey sip am small small... I Bleep up...

09:56 - Accreditation proper... Leggo!!! plus a sexy fine woman is behind me...

10:21 - Halfway to being accredited... plus I'm setting P... Hehe...

11:15 - Finally accredited... verified... tired... hungry and sleepy...

11:52 - On my bed... Fried fish, Garri and very cold water stuffed in my tummy.... hopefully... I wake up by 2 to vote... and it's rather disappointing I learnt that the fine girls in Ijesha don't have PVC...

14:28 - I just dey wake... Jesu Kristi... off to the polls... Cold garri nah bastard...

15:30 - I don cast my vote #GodWin...

that's the end of my updates... contrary to reports... the card readers worked fine in my ward... that's that till the next four years if Nigeria it's still existing...

Am out...