Please i need your advice oh! I was sleeping last night and i forgot to close my mouth and a rat entered and penetrated into my tummy,i can feel the rat in my tummy please should i swallow cat to go and kill the rat or should i drink rat poison? Pls what do i do this thing is disturbing me o...

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If the rat is very smart, it can easily bribe the cat or promise to make it (cat) the next presidential candidate of the ruling party. The rat might have also visited Ijebuode or India and consequently cannot be killed by rat poison. The best thing you should do is to either swallow a bomb, jump into an ocean or hang yourself. Goodluck, you can add Jonathan if you like.