Three alter boys (Man servants) Ibu, Okon
and Akpos decided to commit one sin each
and after they will go to their parish priest
for confession and forgiveness.
So, they went to do their sins and goes to
the priest for blessing.
The priest asked Ibu what his sin was.
He said, "I had sex with one alter girl."
The priest cautioned him, blessed him and
said go drink some holy water.
So he did!
Akpos saw him drinking the holy water and
was laughing.
The next one was Okon, and the priest asked
him what his sin was.
He said, "I was the one that stole last
Sunday offering"
So he cautioned him, blessed him and told
him to go drink some holy water.
So he did.
Akpos kept laughing more and more
The priest asked Akpos who was laughing
what his own sin. And as he was laughing
he said, "I pissed in the holy water!"
The priest asked him to drink the holy water
3 times daily for one month
Akpos collapsed

Lolzzzzz