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A Lesson In Church by bigfather(m): 6:26am On Jan 23, 2009 |
A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the man screamed, "GOD!" The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?" Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!" Again, the priest said, "Correct." Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when she didn't want any more children?" The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he screamed "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!" The priest smiled and said, "That's right." |
Re: A Lesson In Church by Gabry(f): 6:44am On Jan 23, 2009 |
Re: A Lesson In Church by romsky: 9:31am On Jan 23, 2009 |
i don dey tire 4 dis tori |
Re: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 9:33am On Jan 23, 2009 |
Bigfather its a shame that, infact eat this
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Re: A Lesson In Church by romsky: 9:37am On Jan 23, 2009 |
tonye wen did u dye ur furs white? |
Re: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 9:56am On Jan 23, 2009 |
Romade i dyed it white the day i saw you dressed u like this
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Re: A Lesson In Church by spenchuks(m): 10:06am On Jan 23, 2009 |
e be like say tonye-t dey chop dog meat. this one wey e just dey post dog any how for here |
Re: A Lesson In Church by studio43(m): 10:11am On Jan 23, 2009 |
spenchuks: Na u hin take am resemble na, u wan deny am |
Re: A Lesson In Church by romsky: 10:19am On Jan 23, 2009 |
Frank & Spencer ow una dey? Tonye u go meet me 4 YIM & thunder fire ur yansh if u dare roll on d floor |
Re: A Lesson In Church by spenchuks(m): 10:22am On Jan 23, 2009 |
@ studio see this 404 consumer dey yarn nonsense Romade, make u fire dat tonye well well for YIM. u have my support |
Re: A Lesson In Church by studio43(m): 10:28am On Jan 23, 2009 |
hey romade i dey tyte, how your side na? @spenchucks, close that yeye mouth jare, who be 404 consumer |
Re: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 10:40am On Jan 23, 2009 |
Romade isuspect say thunder don fire ya yansh b4 na im make u know say dem dey roll for floor romadeso i love this ur pix oh
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Re: A Lesson In Church by romsky: 10:43am On Jan 23, 2009 |
fanx Spencer knew i cld always count on ur support Studio market no sell o tonye don chop dog finish for fire |
Re: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 10:48am On Jan 23, 2009 |
spencuks you dey form sweet name for here abi, u think say i no sabi u real names abi spencer and chukwuuuuuuudi u remember this ur brother weh dey for alaba market
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Re: A Lesson In Church by studio43(m): 10:55am On Jan 23, 2009 |
so aspen real name be chukwudi is that what u mean tonye? |
Re: A Lesson In Church by spenchuks(m): 10:56am On Jan 23, 2009 |
@ romade i dey fear that tonye of a person because if i invite am for my house, e fit chop my dog sef tonye-t: how u take know? i no dey deny my name na. if u care to know, my name is Spencer Chuka Chukwudi Obi no be people like u wey get rumple name. tonye-toilet |
Re: A Lesson In Church by spenchuks(m): 10:58am On Jan 23, 2009 |
studio43: studiot like u |
Re: A Lesson In Church by clemcykul(f): 10:59am On Jan 23, 2009 |
kai |
Re: A Lesson In Church by romsky: 11:07am On Jan 23, 2009 |
Pwaiiiiiiiiiise da Lord my Clumsy don win baba ijebu Spencer Chuka Chukwudi Obi ow u take fill am 4 jamb form? |
Re: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 11:10am On Jan 23, 2009 |
spenchuks: rotflmao, so i catch you, ur name is really pathetic:- [size=18pt]s[/size]pencer [size=18pt]c[/size]huka [size=18pt]c[/size]hukwudi [size=18pt]o[/size]bi I GO TAKE ALL THE ACRONYMS USE AM THEY CALL U FROM TODAY: SCCO, . . . .choi see name na. . . . .SCCO . . . . . ;Drotflmao |
Re: A Lesson In Church by spenchuks(m): 12:10pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
i no blame u, call ur name make we hear |
Re: A Lesson In Church by romsky: 12:15pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
person go swallow tongue on d fifth alphabelt of his name |
Re: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 12:19pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
SCCO bobo how far? |
Re: A Lesson In Church by spenchuks(m): 12:20pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
i know the guy real name, but i no wan mess am up for here tonye-t: 1500km away from u |
Re: A Lesson In Church by apotieri4(f): 12:23pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
;d |
Re: A Lesson In Church by romsky: 12:24pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
apoti*eri: ark of covenant wetin hapin? |
Re: A Lesson In Church by spenchuks(m): 12:27pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
rommy, dat name above u sounds funny |
Re: A Lesson In Church by Gabry(f): 12:29pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
yeah Potty is a funny name though |
Re: A Lesson In Church by romsky: 12:30pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
Gabry it means Ark of Covenant & not potty Spencer i dey fear to touch the annointed of God o |
Re: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 12:34pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
SCCO, and Roman day, and angel gabriel wetin dey do una sef |
Re: A Lesson In Church by tytylayor: 12:43pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
@topic lol |
Re: A Lesson In Church by Nobody: 1:30pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
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