***FUNNY MESSAGE TO BUHARI***
# BabaNowThatYouAreThere
1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda, just give
us Light and security. Others will fall in place..
2) Replace petrol subsidy
3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios, he
can handle it.
4) Baba, the number of fish in each tin of Titus
sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something
about it.
4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not
be allowed to escape to Cotonou.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We
Say Make You Go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and please arrest that lady
that says your call credit is low please recharge!
7) Stop Jumbo salary for the politicians & pay
them like civil servant to discourage rogues from
our politics.
Don't use all our money to buy shoes and
private jets. Use your old military boots and okada
if necessary.
9) Let there be electricity, we don't want to be
hugging transformers.
10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC,
Aljazeera and so on.
Lol!
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1. Dont forget vision 20:2020, it is 5 years away
you have the political will and now our mandate to make this a reality
2. Prevent the 1st lady from using sirens & blocking roads for hours on end when making visits
3. Sort and straighten this place out asap, make here El Dorado so we wont need to be travelling out anymore
4. Tell all those "Man of God" that hoodwinked Jonathan and predicted he will win re-election, to return church members tithes and close shop
5. Tell Reuben Abati he is good at acting, and so start all over by sticking to Theater Arts or appear as a red nosed clown that he is, on Nigerian Village Square.
6. Tell FFK, Fayose and Okupe one word KARMA
7. The pasan or horsewhip last wife had is in the attic, it will be brought out along with nicknames, at any sign of your performance getting k-leg.
8. Warn your daughter, we dont want to be viewing any lying on bales of money, living it big, rubbing it in our faces Instagram pictures of her

Baba , before before, SUYa no cost reach as e be now, the no want make everybody follow chop SUYA for this country... Baba do something

all i know is N1 must be equal to $1

stabilize oil price as you promised #bold face

#babanowthatyouarethere we wan dy travel go ilu oyibo with no visa

#babanowthatyouarethere arrest all the yahoo boys

Namely:
Kingtom
Vjsmiles
Naijaboiy

ggrin:
#babanowthatyouarethere arrest all the yahoo boys

Namely:
Kingtom
Vjsmiles
Naijaboiy

Ali soyeya? Nine Gagura?

KingTom:
Ali soyeya? Nine Gagura?

ganbari limpopo limba le sekem lo shoki

Meaning, u dy fear

ggrin:
ganbari limpopo limba le sekem lo shoki

Meaning, u dy fear

Craze don finally catch this one!

naijaboiy:

Even after I bought iphone6+ for you

that small phone
I don't like it, too low for ma class *dhurrr*

ggrin:
that small phone
I don't like it, too low for ma class *dhurrr*

See this mumu, you wey dey use Tecno with broken screen Na upgrade dem don give you so

ggrin:
My foolishness no be here o

I know, I jez dey pity you

KingTom:
awwww!! So sweet, how I wish say I fit buy that kain phone give ma babe..this my cotonu made phone sef don taya me, chinco better pass am sef ggrin, I dy envy o
Naijaboiy u da boss!

grow up

ggrin:
grow up

Ewure!

Now that u are there....just perform better than GEJ...
Dnt disappoint ur Supporters
Success Sir....

My PVC still dey

# 4 had me ROTFLMAO

4) Baba, the number of fish in each tin of Titus
sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do something
about it.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We
Say Make You Go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and please arrest that lady
that says your call credit is low please recharge!
7) Stop Jumbo salary for the politicians & pay
them like civil servant to discourage rogues from
our politics.
cool Don't use all our money to buy shoes and
private jets. Use your old military boots and okada
if necessary

baba allow free use of jazz so dat i go use jazz catch all dose fyn fyn nairaland girls like rokiatu

ggrin:
#babanowthatyouarethere arrest all the yahoo boys

Namely:
Kingtom
Vjsmiles
Naijaboiy

shey dix guy in not madt?.if dem arrest wetin we go dey chop,wear,ride...abeg stop that tin

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere make this ggrin get small sense..

Baba give the unemployed youths the 5000 monthly allowee. Hands crossed

...#BABANowthatYouAreThere will be proposn to Pinkycute Am April 6.

francizy:
#BabaNowThatYouAreThere make this ggrin get small sense..

I no get sense b4

Baba now that you are there, I want you to change my situation for good. I cast my vote for you because am tired of Marketing jobs everywhere since 2011. Do something o

ggrin:
I no get sense b4

LoL, you get but e too small for your body size, we need more installed in your ROM..

francizy:


LoL, i get but e too small for my body size, i need more installed in my ROM..

Sorry dear

ggrin:


Sorry dear

Muhahahaha, ode.. Be creative and stop editing posts jor.. Shey u see wetin I dey talk bah?
U need that sense ni oh..

ggrin:

francizy:

trouble maker