recorded conversation between GEJ & GMB

Jonathan: Helo Sir

Buhari: yea? Helo who is this?

Jonathan: haha..baba, u no get my no. again?

Buhari: I'm sorry, I don't ve your no. ..so who am I
speaking with?

Jonathan: hmmm... Oga o, na so life be? OK iam
Goodluck Jonathan

Buhari: hahaha....mabinu aburo, how tinz now, u dy
watch channels TV?

Jonathan: I dy watch am jhare. Me don know say I no
fit win b4 nw

Buhari: yes brother... Change is inevitable

Jonathan: such is life,

Buhari: abi,

Jonathan: How you take know nairaland, dose people ike you well O, dem dey always fight for you. dem
just dae campaign for you.

Buhari: they tried for me o. I just pray God will make
all of dem better in the nearest future.

Jonathan: Amen. I just call to congratulate you ni sir

Buhari: congratulate me Hmmm...something is fishy

Jonathan: haha, nothing nw, remember I
congratulated Aregbesola, Ajumobi, Amosun, nd other
APC gov when they won

Buhari: oooh.... I see, how is mama peace

Jonathan: she dey ooo... She don dy pack load small
small

Buhari: haha.. Y the rush, time still they now

Jonathan: no time johr

Buhari: OK...but will u like a prison in Abuja or
Bayelsa?

Jonathan: Ha daddy! That's why I called you... Abeg .
I no wan go prison

Buhari: guy forget that tin...ur prison sure. No worry, no
b only u go go... FFK go follow, Fayose go join, even
Gani Adams, mama peace, Ngozi, Stella odua
..so don't worry too much, the place will not be boring
take Bayelsa, cos u go get home advantage.

Jonathan: abeq now....

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Lol, let's see mama P's conversation with Aisha