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If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by bobcharly(m): 12:54pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film inuncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If you didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. - If you didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off. - If you never waved @ white birds expectin your nails to be whiter - If you never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees @nights - If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it you car! - If you didnt mix garri and sugar in your pocket and eat while walking along the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess your Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one you did. Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet you didn't know. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now, I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dont know that the nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing on sing on, praise d lord. I know you are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are you guilty? |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by UrennaNkoli(f): 12:57pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
I never did any of those. I was born and bred in Karachi, Pakistan. |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by Pweedyfaszy(f): 1:02pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
Lolz...hmm..doz daiz. 1 Like |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by dopekush(m): 1:02pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
dose r nice compilations.. I actually did almost all.. 1 Like |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by bobcharly(m): 1:11pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
UrennaNkoli:lol, i've been to karachi before...they do 50% of what i just put up...u must be 'from upstairs to school' type...lol |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by orobs93(m): 1:30pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
I did all except dat garri ina d pcket with sugar kai 1 Like |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by dechandel(f): 1:34pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
I did not do any |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by Ekiseme(m): 1:43pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
I did all except washing your hand and leg instead of bathing, you should replace that one with "playing and forgot to wash your school uniform,you'll wash it the next morning and dry it with a towel" otu osha amaka 1 Like |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by bobcharly(m): 2:09pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
dechandel:congrats my dear...but u really missed! |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by bobcharly(m): 2:13pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
emmm...abeg which of the Mods dey incharge, abeg move this topic to promise land na...abeg |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by bobcharly(m): 2:18pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
Pweedyfaszy:yea..good old days...hope u did plenty of those.... |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by Daughterzion(f): 2:33pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
UrennaNkoli:ur username contradicts 1 Like |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by bobcharly(m): 5:10pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
Daughterzion:lol..u just pointed me to that...make she dey form na.. |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by ireneony(f): 8:17pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
hshah the good old days |
Re: If You Never Did Any Of These, You Must Be An 'indomie Pikin' by phranq(m): 8:02am On Mar 08, 2016 |
papa umuazi!!!! akpa egwuregwu |
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