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Expensive Funny Couples by Victoria85: 4:49pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
A Stingy man received a phone call by his wife on the first of April. Wife: Please my dear send your driver to bring 50,000 Naira to me at Ikeja under-bridge cause, I just scrash somebody's car just now and person said I must repaint the car or he will scrash yours badly. Husband: What type of car is that? Wife: Infinity Jeep Husband: Ok I will do that immediately, I am sending the driver right away. Full Story: The wife came back with some personal items. Husband: How come all these items you came back with who gave you the money to get all these item since you say you don't have money. Wife: Ok the items money came from you Husband: How do you mean? Wife: April Fool!!! ANOTHER DAY CAME-UP The woman drove out with the same car and have an accident with an Okada-man, after all the investigation the fault is from the woman and police arrested the woman and take her to sell for hitting the poor okada-man Wife: Hello! my beloved husband please rush down to Ajegule police station, police arrested me for hitting an Okada-man with my car since morning I am under their custody please come and bail me out. Husband: Is it only Ajegule Station they take you to, why can't they take you to Ogoni Station at Rivers state. Wife: Why are you sounding this way my husband. Husband: Ok April Fool!!! "Now who is at fault between the Husband and Wife?" Drop your comment at the comment box below: READ MORE EXTRA ORDINARY FUNNY JOKES HERE |
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