Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the
weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to
hundreds of people. The couple, who sold the
tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told
buyers the tickets were made from solid gold and
each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven —
simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and
you’re in.
“People can sell tickets to heaven,” a Jacksonville
police spokesman said. “But the Watts
misrepresented their product. The tickets were
just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To
Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker. You can’t
sell something as gold when it’s not. That’s where
the Watts crossed the line into doing something
illegal.”

Tito Watts said in his police statement:
I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are
solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray
painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to
me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could
get me some money to go to outer space. I met an
alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash
together he’d take me and my wife on his flying
saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack
cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there
you want… totally free. So, try to send an
innocent man to jail and see what happens. You
should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that
gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them.
I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…
Amanda Watts said in her police statement:
We just wanted to leave earth and go to space
and smoke rock cocaine. I didn’t do nothing. Tito
sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched.
Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.


http://www.celebtricity.com/couple-arrested-for-selling-tickets-to-heaven/

for real?

Jesus have u those tickets and also said u can go smoke pot at planet Stevie or waheva?? lmao! u met an alien?
this guy is sick. mentally disorientated.
the woman needs Jesus!
This couple need five dose of reality juice each!!

ROTFL

I am not worried about the guy, I am only concerned about the people that bought the tickets

Mad couple

So Oyinbo sef dey get tribal mark

hehe!
butterfly ears...

No kind of story wey person no go hear from Oyinbo people... Many are mad, but few are roaming necked on the street/road

Mhen! C Face!

midasbliss:
Mhen! C Face!

wetin do am you no go like to date am?

Mcquine:

wetin do am you no go like to date am?

Lol! God Bless U.

midasbliss:

Lol! God Bless U.

Bless you to my dear. how is your weekend so far

Mcquine:

Bless you to my dear. how is your weekend so far

As Usual, Normal, Tnx For Asking, I Knw Urz Been Good.

midasbliss:

As Usual, Normal, Tnx For Asking, I Knw Urz Been Good.

well it's a bit dull since there's nothing to do here in this remote village in kano state where I'm serving

hmmm....this is serious

Mcquine:

well it's a bit dull since there's nothing to do here in this remote village in kano state where I'm serving

Uhmmm, Kano!
Be Safe!

midasbliss:

Uhmmm, Kano!
Be Safe!

i will.. can I get your contact? maybe a bbm or watsapp contact I will like to chat sometimes if you don't mind

Shebi person mst survive!!!Na d MUMU pple way open eye buy d tickets,police supose detain.Haba...Ticket 2 Heaven!!!!.dem 4 even sell ticket 4 JESUS birthday party.ppl go buy.

Mcquine:

i will.. can I get your contact? maybe a bbm or watsapp contact I will like to chat sometimes if you don't mind

Uhmmm

midasbliss:

Uhmmm

Uhmmm what?

Mcquine:

Uhmmm what?

natin... check ur mail.

midasbliss:

natin... check ur mail.

got your mail thanks I just replied. can't wait to know you more my dear I hope I'll get your contact real soon too.

seankay:
So Oyinbo sef dey get tribal mark

that is ogbomosho man!
not oyinbo.
anytime you see 1-2-3, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7, that is kiriji war: ogbomosho!

ayindejimmy:

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.


http://www.celebtricity.com/couple-arrested-for-selling-tickets-to-heaven/

did 1000 people buy tickets
or is the money from cocaine?

I can only see two yorubas trying to feed on people's ignorances

Dis is sickening, normal things dont happen very often. Dis is chronic effect of using drugs over a long period of time.

seankay:
So Oyinbo sef dey get tribal mark

Him papa-mama na yoruba

Those policemen need 2 arrestt dose fools dat purchased d tickets.......bro u high gan...#oyinbo weeds get as e be

Those policemen need 2 arrest dose fools dat purchased d tickets.......bro u high gan...#oyinbo weeds get as e be