CR77:
Chai till now Buhari never talk to his boys

RIP 2 d dead

Quote me i don care

its shame that ppl like u still live under telegram indoctrination of believing that our amicable General and bokoharam and one and d same ..

Hahaha yes i love PDP, happy Easter.

EcoTerror:
I never knew you are a PDP supporter, I'm sorry if I've hurt you. Take a hug.

GEJ is my Hero

grote dwaas,nnukwu nzuzu

Felaak47:
re u sure u re a human being? Oya type this latter to make sure u re not a robot "FOOL"

Phone conversation between Buhari and Shekau

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Buhari: Salam malaiku!

Shekau: Maaiku salam, abeg who is on the line?

Buhari: So you cannot rekagnaise you oga's voice again?

Shekau: Kai! Ranka dede megida!

Buhari: Don't ranka dede me! Me aparu ina na? What do you think you are doing?

Shekau: Mediga, walahi I don't understand.

Buhari: I was announced as the winner of the elections and suddenly, the boys stopped working. Por 3 days now, no shooting, no bombing! Are you trying to imflicate me?

Shekau: Haba! But you have won election and the voys are happy gaskia! No need por bombing and killing...

Buhari: Look at this monkey! Don't you know that if you fefle stop your activities, then Najarians will suspect that I am the one who has been behind all the wahala! Don't you realise that you need to cause some small trouvle so it will look like things are still happening then after I am sworn in, you will stop entirely to make it look like I have tackle the frovlem. kibaka ji magana ni!
My priend, you better tell the voys to go and attack some flaces immediately to aboid unnecessary suspicions. When I am sworn in, you fefle will be paid your pinal gratuity and severance pee. Then you will stop so it will look like I have tackled the boko haram menance once and por all. Kiji kwo?

Shekau: Walahi megida, I didn't know you still get small sense por that your head. No frovlem! I will call the voys in Gombe and Borno to do small thing...

Buhari: Are you trying to insult me? I can have you arrested when I vecome president so watch your mouth!

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After the call....

Gombe bombings and Borno attacks...more to come

CR77:
Hahaha yes i love PDP, happy Easter.

same here, may the lord's blessings be with you forever ijn

Yes oo GEJ still my presido .my ppl flex tyt

Amen, Same to u and ur family. Remain bless

EcoTerror:
same here, may the lord's blessings be with you forever ijn

na wah for B K boys oo maybe dem dey wait mk dem c their on suit for the chair b4 dem go stop.

GEJ....my respect.

Men.............. RIP for d dead.

CR77:
Chai till now Buhari never talk to his boys

RIP 2 d dead

Quote me i don care

He is not a fool to call them off so quick.

CR77:
Chai till now Buhari never talk to his boys

RIP 2 d dead

Quote me i don care

Even God has given up on you.

Same 2 you ewu

Shalek:


Even God has given up on you.

Jonathan is still my presido

Buhari understand ur language better

CR77:
Money and love fellow

lol..dont be greedy jor..choose one