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A Husband Available To Be Purchased by mascotbest(f): 10:32pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - Read more.... |
Re: A Husband Available To Be Purchased by ExpressBooking1: 10:55pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
seriously joking |
Re: A Husband Available To Be Purchased by Nobody: 3:37am On Apr 05, 2015 |
mascotbest:please post the address |
Re: A Husband Available To Be Purchased by Nobody: 8:18am On Apr 05, 2015 |
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