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Help; I Don't. Want To Die. by Nobody: 6:49am On Apr 07, 2015
If you're one of us, the wise men

from the east;

Resides in Lagos;

... and like me, you suck at swimming.

My dear, go start playing D'Prince's

"on your own" track.

Because;

...a certain Lagos Oba, who's supposed

to be a father of all... threatened to kill

Igbos by personally throwing them into the

lagoon, should they fail to vote his anointed

candidate on Saturday.

Kabiyesi, who's supposed to be a father to

all playing politics?

Tufiakwa...

But then, I keep wondering how he is

proposing to fulfill his threat.

Is he saying that his juju will drown

all of them, or that he will send his

area boys to catch all Igbo people and

drown them in the lagoon?

Anyway.. anyway... anyway,

I don't want to be caught unawares.

I'm taking up a swimming lesson starting

from today.
Re: Help; I Don't. Want To Die. by xtianh(m): 6:55am On Apr 07, 2015
K
Re: Help; I Don't. Want To Die. by eightsin(m): 6:58am On Apr 07, 2015
Lol
Re: Help; I Don't. Want To Die. by temitemi1(m): 7:02am On Apr 07, 2015
Can lagos survive without my igbo brothers/sisters The answer is capital NO!
Re: Help; I Don't. Want To Die. by temitemi1(m): 7:05am On Apr 07, 2015
Can lagos survive without my igbo brothers/sisters The answer is capital NO! So throwing igbos in to lagoon is like throwing the entire lagos into lagoon grin grin grin
Re: Help; I Don't. Want To Die. by Nobody: 11:07am On Apr 07, 2015
If they throw us into the lagoon, we will simply change the lagoon into a shopping mall and attract the world best investors there. They will come looking for us again..

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