This is just an appreciation thread for the top-class poets we have on NL Rap Battles Section
Erm first of all, I had to take this away from that endz so people don't come there and post all their lines

This one goes with the same concept as the other thread, just post your favourite lines by Nairaland netcees
Just think of the best lines you've seen from Nland battles and post them
It could be any sick collection on wordplays or this heavy puchline
Anything that you saw that made you lift you hands from the keyboard to cover you mouth or just sumn from a battle that makes you go 'Oi, you got murked bruv'

I'll appreciate it if we can keep the lines short and direct, or maybe seperate them

A general format like this should be used so it's easier to read
e.g
Lines: 'One, two, buckle my shoe . . . '
Netcee: 'Alvin'
Battle: 'Alvin Vs Alloy'

P.S: Please try as much as possible to post other pple's lines. Game recognise game, so pre-written only.

I'll go first wiv this one from the last big big thing from NL


No need for demeaning-him-further/ This is a griev-i-ous murder/
If you think he won. . . I put 'maggi' in your eye. . . cus you’re not a 'seasoned' observer!!!/ - Ibime

Ibime Vs Sauron
Greatest Rapper On Nairaland- 3rd Place Battle

I’m so far ahead. . . there should be a sign attached. . . saying "Mind the Gap"!/ - Ibime

Ibime Vs Sauron
Greatest Rapper On Nairaland- 3rd Place Battle

I must admit your rhymes are tight cuzz you’s a Virgin but I’m your boss so call me Mr. Branson - Chamotex

Chamotex

Chamotex Vs Sauron  - greatest Rapper on Nairaland first round


I'm leaving this bantam with heavy-weight scars -Sauron

Sauron

Chamotex Vs Sauron  - greatest Rapper on Nairaland first round

Mouth odour make you Close-Up. . . but I smile freely. . . 'cus I’m Aqua-Fresh - Ibime
Ibime Vs Chamotex
Greatest Rapper on Nairaland semis


Call it ‘hammer time’, u can’t touch this, even if u had a baseball bat, u couldn’t even make a hit - Chamotex

Ibime Vs Chamotex
Greatest Rapper on Nairaland semis

Man don't make me add Crow to ma bars, they stick to me like leeches - Crude
Crude Vs Sauron
Greatest Rapper on Nairaland Semis



Closest you will EVER get to a 'star" is clicking 'shift 8' on your key-boards - Sauron

Crude Vs Sauron
Greatest Rapper on Nairaland Semis

Ma lyrics draw so hard “gravity’s been replaced“, this gay sucks i should SPIT IN HIS FACE
U are tasteless and now i'm just paving the way, punches so far off its like they were WRITTEN IN SPACE(sauron)

sauron versus alexpissu


My palaver daggers laced with grandmaster spits! You're a witless apprentice
In battles, i'll do you wrong like dentists fixing your appendix
Chasisbitch?? I'll decease that dimwit with frees that's endless to keep y'all winless
My spit's drenched with ceaseless sickness like i french-kissed diseased syringes(sauron)

sauron versus flowshow


Blastin at this CRUDE gay & timing the match like a score-board
Closest you will ever get to being a 'star" is clicking 'shift 8' on your key-boards!! (sauron)

sauron versus crude

roflmao, muki beats me to it.

LOL.

My mic’s like Moseses staff. . . one touch. . . .and he gets opened in half!!/ - Ibime

Ibime Vs Sauron
Greatest Rapper On Nairaland- 3rd Place Battle


I spit with snipers precision/ He recycles his writtens/. . most likely they’re bitten/
A google search/ would soon unearth/ . . . a site to convict him!!/ - Ibime

Ibime Vs Sauron
Greatest Rapper On Nairaland- 3rd Place Battle


No need for demeaning-him-further/ This is a griev-i-ous murder/
If you think he won. . . I put 'maggi' in your eye. . . cus you’re not a 'seasoned' observer!!!/ - Ibime

Ibime Vs Sauron
Greatest Rapper On Nairaland- 3rd Place Battle

I'll crack ya neck wit a pool stick, your clones expect u to lose bitch
Ma discernin' frees'll burn your undies like Christians that hate secular music
Chassis is the antithesis of potent rap, punch holes in ya face & piss in the open gaps
Jeez, cats know your drops are sub-par that's why this clone is quoting paps(sauron)

sauron versus chasisgirl

I'll knock you out till this community leaves u abandoned.
Watch out, my punches are (Dead Lee)/deadly like Bruce and Brandon.(sauron)

sauron versus chasisgirl


Theres no end equation c'uz both ya parents are inexcusable twats
Bring your hardest you gay, because i've beaten the baddest
Your MOTHER is a cock junkie n i'm feeding her habit. . . .
FLOWcunt's a waste of space i'll split your face in 8 portions
Battle me in a text war and you'll face a late abortion.(sauron)

sauron versus flowshow


I’ll torture you worse than a Jewish midget during Holocaust,
Break your glass jaw off during Museltof
Serve you fruit cocktails called Molotovs, blow your back off with a sawn off
Lord Of War like Uri Orlov turning your crew red with Russian Kalashnikovs(sauron)

sauron versus alexpissu

Can this shit be moved to the right board!
No be rap section be this.
U make laws and break em urselves

eldee:

This is just an appreciation thread for the top-class poets we have on NL Rap Battles Section
Erm first of all, I had to take this away from that endz so people don't come there and post all their lines

This one goes with the same concept as the other thread, just post your favourite lines by Nairaland netcees
Just think of the best lines you've seen from Nland battles and post them
It could be any sick collection on wordplays or this heavy puchline
Anything that you saw that made you lift you hands from the keyboard to cover you mouth or just sumn from a battle that makes you go 'Oi, you got murked bruv'

I'll appreciate it if we can keep the lines short and direct, or maybe seperate them

A general format like this should be used so it's easier to read
e.g
Lines: 'One, two, buckle my shoe . . . '
Netcee: 'Alvin'
Battle: 'Alvin Vs Alloy'

P.S: Please try as much as possible to post other pple's lines. Game recognise game, so pre-written only.

@Tosin

I think the emboldened part is the reason the "shit" is here!

@eldee
good thing u took this away from the rap threads. respect man

this is my fav line from the battle ''flowshow vs sauron'' from the flowshow lecture series 1

sauron needed a microphone for rap? ~ his poverty stricken ass couldnt afford it!
you battled alexpussi and the pussi got shy like the bleeped up pussi he is
i spit way too much venom~ even my saliva is now on hunger strike !
i dont swear for you sauron ~ i called amadioha 4u~ cuzz u will be the one that thunder will strike !

DOPE! flowshow is one sick ass rapper.