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Only In Unilorin: Funny True Facts About Unilorin by Nobody: 1:30pm On Apr 10, 2015
This is not to bring down Unilorin but only to
share with you what media will never tell you
about unilorin.

If you are a unilorin student or alumni, i’m sure
you can add to this in your own way.

• It’s only in unilorin that you will see a prof.
telling an undergraduate student to pick dirts.

• It’s only unilorin students that put on their ID
card in Ibadan.

•It’s only in unilorin a department will not
produce 2.1 student in 16 years.

•It’s only in unilorin faculty of Engineering and
Education is called “FACULTY OF BAD BOYS”.

•It’s only in unilorin you will see students reading
for 18hours and annointing PC before,during and
after CBT exams.

•It’s only in unilorin your girl friend will report you
to the authority and you get instant suspension.

•It’s only in unilorin student eat bread and akara
at Kiosk 12 and call it burger.

•Only unilorin denies student from carry out
project research and uses lab equipments and
apparatus as DECORATION.

• Only in unilorin will you see students serving
purnishment in front of the class. grin emoticon

• Only in unilorin you will see father and
daughters lecturing in the same faculty (science).

•Unilorin has the highest number of student
serving extra year in Nigerian.

•Only in unilorin, SUG and faculty presidents are
synonymous with extra year.

•Only in unilorin lathe machines were imported
without operating manual and has been in work
shop for 6 years without any operator.

•Only in unilorin students are being forced to
carry their ID cards on their chest. unsure
emoticon

•Only in unilorin an engineering SCHOLAR will
argue with you that gold is more expensive and
less available than diamond that is diamond is
cheaper than gold.

•Only in unilorin will you see just One “Bar” meant
for Staffs alone.

•Only in unilorin you will see lecturers begging
students to CRAM, learning has been crucified
and cramming is embraced.

Add yours if I missed anything.
Re: Only In Unilorin: Funny True Facts About Unilorin by Nobody: 3:56pm On Apr 10, 2015
OK lipsrsealed
Re: Only In Unilorin: Funny True Facts About Unilorin by generalkofosi(m): 9:42pm On Apr 29, 2016
Please staff not staffs
Re: Only In Unilorin: Funny True Facts About Unilorin by Archero(m): 11:19pm On Apr 29, 2016
only Unilorin has had 16year uninterrupted academic sessions

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Re: Only In Unilorin: Funny True Facts About Unilorin by bife: 8:27am On Apr 30, 2016
the Op is most likely an engineering students..... therefore some of those things up there are synonymous with your faculty and not the whole Unilorin
Re: Only In Unilorin: Funny True Facts About Unilorin by Adebola02(m): 8:33am On Apr 30, 2016
It only in uni Ilorin that a student who score above the merit cut-off won't be offered admission.

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