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I Lost My Bicycle by froshie(m): 12:44pm On Apr 13, 2015
A kid Went 2 d Police 2 Report
About His Lost Bicycle!
KID: My new bicycle has been
stolen.
POLICE: Wen did u notice?
KID: Dis morning. POLICE: Do u ve a suspect?
KID: Yes, my mum & dad.
POLICE: Y do u suspect dem?
KID: because @ mid 9t I heard mum
saying: make it stand well so I
can sit on it very well &
dad said: climb up fast b4 it falls. I
den heard
mum say: Push Slowly
Slowly Don't Hurt me!
Police: Hahaha boy na senior
bicycle b dat ooo... not urs! ...

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