1. When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to Bleep!

2. The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die

3. Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

3. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

4. ☻NIGHT PRAYER

5.Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

6. ☻SEX IS EVIL
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in

Y-HU§TL£R:

1. When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to mess!

2. The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die

3. Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

3. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

4. ☻NIGHT PRAYER

5.Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

6. ☻SEX IS EVIL
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in

Gbam

gud jokes

@lancaster

Ok

1. The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.
So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, “I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George.” Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder, “Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?”
George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!”

2. A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying, the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong…she said her mother just died, and the manager said oh I’m sorry, the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello, omg! are you serious!, and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says…that was my sister…her mom just died too!

that was my sister…her mom just died too!
are blonds that stupid!!!!
thamk god theres no blond in nija

they are no blondes in naija but i bet there are bound to be some stupid people there just like anywhere artound the world

gabryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i will send my boys if you there abuse naija again, and you know what they can do,

take a look at Jack

chidipupay:

gabryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i will send my boys if you there abuse naija again, and you know what they can do,

To be honest with you. I am more afraid of Malaysian men than Black men.

gabrywyl:

To be honest with you. I am more afraid of Malaysian men than Black men.

meaning

what u suspect.

Y-HU§TL£R:

2. A blonde was sitting outside a store on the curb crying, the manager of the store spotted her outside and went outside and asked the blonde whats wrong…she said her mother just died, and the manager said oh I’m sorry, the blondes cell phone starts to ring and she answers it and says hello, omg! are you serious!, and she hangs up and the manager asks her who that was and the blonde says…that was my sister…her mom just died too!

LOL!!


@ topic

Why did the Blonde stare at a can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

~A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"~


~A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh, look at the dead bird." The Blonde looked skyward and said "Where, where?"~

~A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries.
The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes." Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again.
"Never mind", giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat by mistake."~

lancaster:


meaning

Meaning Im more afraid of my kind than your kind

@moyola
NICE ONE

gabrywyl:

Meaning Im more afraid of my kind than your kind

YOU SHOULD COS YOU KNOW THEM ALREADY,YOU WILL COME TO FEAR MY TYPE WHEN YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH THEM TOO

@MOYOLA,

THATS WAS GOOD, UNLIKE SOME PPL WHO HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR AND ALL THEY DO IS JUST SIT BACK AND BEEF OTHERS.

I DNT WANT TO CALL NAMES, JUST CHECK SEVERAL FEMALE POSTE AND YOU WOULD SEE THAT SOME MAKES NO SENSE NOT EVEN AT ALL. PLEASE TRY AND ADVICE THEM TO POSTE MORE REASONABLE THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE THIS SECTION A GREAT 1

SELF CHILLIN.
TAKE CARE

gab u dey fumble abi,

Na wao.are blondes so foolish because they lack colour in their hair?that will definitely mean that hair colour is directly related to intelligence.

dnt mind her, she's been posting rubbish all this while and i am trying to make her change her ways here cos e no pure.

hu$tler

GUY NA U SABI, IF YOU LIKE CRY, UR JUST A BIG FOOL.

YOU KNOW WHAT? UR FOOLING URSELF MAN.

Hehe!! eazi£ o!

funny!!!!

1. When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to mess!

2. The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die

3. Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

3. When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

4. ☻NIGHT PRAYER

5.Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

6. ☻SEX IS EVIL
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So stick it in

Sorry, nowhere near funny. Only one out of that managed to force a smile outta me which is Number 4.

hey men just trying to put a smile on someones face.

and sure u suceeded

Why do women have two holes close together?

Just in case you might miss.

hmmm this guy wetin u dey mean for here??

My hand no dey ooooo

Thanks Man