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| No Tapping Please! by sexyLeamon(f): 5:37am On Jan 29, 2009 |
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped Centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!“ The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Its okay, that's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.” |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by Nobody: 8:07am On Jan 29, 2009 |
 god that was creepy, the man should go back to his former work or there will be more accidents  |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by spenchuks(m): 9:06am On Jan 29, 2009 |
a case of ghost tapping |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by sexyLeamon(f): 7:15am On Feb 05, 2009 |
lancaster:agree |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by clemcykul(f): 8:18am On Feb 05, 2009 |
lol sexie where have u been  i kinda misseed ya  *blinks* |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 9:54am On Feb 05, 2009 |
clemcykul: hmmmm |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by tytylayor: 10:35am On Feb 05, 2009 |
wat hangs in ur mouth |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by clemcykul(f): 10:59am On Feb 05, 2009 |
olulu!!! boi! its been a while . . . . . . . . i miss u too |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by romsky: 11:10am On Feb 05, 2009 |
mind d way u distribute kisses |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by aje49ja(m): 11:30am On Feb 05, 2009 |
ohhhhhhhhhh plz who is sexylemon? i don't know her ohhhhhhhhhhhh can she identifil her self to the general NL or me personaly i know my point,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, plz lemon ready to hear from u soom from , ajesity@yahoo.com |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by romsky: 11:32am On Feb 05, 2009 |
she is at her wedding rehearsal party  |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 11:56am On Feb 05, 2009 |
tytylayor: big "teeths" ( "teeths"= wrong spelling, right same Pronunciation) clemcykul: miss u3, whatta gwan? |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by clemcykul(f): 12:18pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
nothing much pal, just hangin around Nld and wrking. how is ur end?? its really been a while  s |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 12:44pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
well, i have mostly been at the literature/ poetry end of nld, but thats in between my spoilt lap top, my company policy in blockin internet access . . . . u knw na, dat kain tins, my end tight, no shakin still c u still as naughty as eva, dats so coooooooooooool .lol |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 12:48pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
@clem u on face book? |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by tytylayor: 1:07pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
he's on handbook too |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by clemcykul(f): 2:36pm On Feb 05, 2009 |
@olulu no am not, i only have energy for Nld and jokes forum that your company policy needs to be reviewed enjoy ur life as a poet no problem  as for me being naughty lol its genetical cnt help it |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by sexyLeamon(f): 12:51am On Feb 06, 2009 |
clemcykul:oh so sweet missed u too hi romade aje49ja:hmmm I am |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Feb 06, 2009 |
that i yam |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 12:19pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
tytylayor: and u are on? yansh book |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by tytylayor: 1:03pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
nice one |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by clemcykul(f): 4:15pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
i trust olulu as he gets his inspiration from two moulded peaks |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 4:40pm On Feb 06, 2009 |
clemcykul: well, i had to get me inspiration from some where and where else if not d softest pillow in da world the |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by clemcykul(f): 12:58pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
i love em mountains put ur head on one and forget your sorrows |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by romsky: 1:13pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
babies on board |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by olulu(m): 2:17pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
clemcykul: my person u are in da spirit, nothin else comes close to dat God perfectly streamlined and well rounded mounds of softness . romade: hey, agbaya u too old to breastfeeded, u should be breatsfeeding by now. |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Feb 11, 2009 |
lol romade too like breast, e wan pretend, romade stopped sucking breast at the age of 15teen if na lie ask hin mama |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by Nobody: 1:27pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
that was a really funny joke |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by bashydemy(m): 4:39pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
him mama or him girl friend who go ask among them? |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by D1KeleVra(m): 5:01pm On Sep 27, 2009 |
LOL @Joke. . . LUVLY |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by bydot1(m): 2:02am On Sep 28, 2009 |
hehe, |
| Re: No Tapping Please! by clemcykul(f): 11:45am On Sep 28, 2009 |
who dug this up? |
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