I went with a friend 2 visit a
GUY from a very rich family .
When we entered , the maid
approached me and asked :
, MAID: what wud u like 2 drink ? Fruit juice , yogurt , tea,
chocolate , capp or coffee ?
ME: Tea plz
MAID: ceylon tea, India tea,
herbal tea, kerichon gold tea,
bush tea, green tea?
ME: ceylon tea plz
MAID: how do u want it, black
or white?
ME: White
MAID: Milk or fresh cream?
ME: with Milk
MAID: Goat Milk or Cow Milk?
ME: Cow Milk
MAID: Freezland cow or afrikner
cow?
ME: hmmm , let me go wit d
Freezland cow
MaID; would u like it with
Sweetner, Sugar or honey?
ME: Sugar
MAID:bee sugar or Cane Sugar?
ME: Cane sugar
MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar ?
ME: Abeg , forget abt d tea,
just give me a glass of water .
MAID: Mineral, Tap or distilled
water ?
ME: Mineral water
MAID: Flavoured or non
flavoured?
ME: Infact get Me an empty
glass .
MAID: U want a tumbler, wine
glass,champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: Abeg , free me, make i
swallow ma spit.

Stale

though hv sin it smwer...
but still funny