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***top 9 Hilarious Facts You Must Know*** by PaschalWooden(m): 6:21pm On Apr 14, 2015
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1. The whitest man on earth still have a black
shadow.
2. No matter how tall you are, you can never see
tomorrow.
3. No mechanic can repair breaking news.
4. Even if you have millions of car, you still have
to walk to your bedroom.
5. Being the best swimmer in the world doesn't
make you a fish.
6. The strongest man on earth can never carry a
mansion.
7. No matter how smart a police man is, he can
never
catch the air.
8. The smartest assassin on earth can never kill
water.
9. Going to church or mosque everyday doesn't
make you a good christain or muslim.

#Add yours...[color=#990000]
1. The whitest man on earth still have a black
shadow.
2. No matter how tall you are, you can never see
tomorrow.
3. No mechanic can repair breaking news.
4. Even if you have millions of car, you still have
to walk to your bedroom.
5. Being the best swimmer in the world doesn't
make you a fish.
6. The strongest man on earth can never carry a
mansion.
7. No matter how smart a police man is, he can
never
catch the air.
8. The smartest assassin on earth can never kill
water.
9. Going to church or mosque everyday doesn't
make you a good christain or muslim.

#Add yours...

1. The whitest man on earth still have a black
shadow.
2. No matter how tall you are, you can never see
tomorrow.
3. No mechanic can repair breaking news.
4. Even if you have millions of car, you still have
to walk to your bedroom.
5. Being the best swimmer in the world doesn't
make you a fish.
6. The strongest man on earth can never carry a
mansion.
7. No matter how smart a police man is, he can
never
catch the air.
8. The smartest assassin on earth can never kill
water.
9. Going to church or mosque everyday doesn't
make you a good christain or muslim.

#Add yours...
Re: ***top 9 Hilarious Facts You Must Know*** by kilmix: 6:27pm On Apr 14, 2015
There are some questions even GOOGLE cannot answer...
1. How old is that MTN woman now that says " your account balance is low please load all in one card". She don tey for d matter.

2. Which colour of boxer did seun wear when he created Nairaland.

3. How do you know the sex of mosquito that just bit you?

4. Lastly, WHY MILK DEY FIRST M*LO/BOURNV*TA FINISH. This should be the greatest of them all.

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