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Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 3:01pm On Feb 05, 2009
romade,

It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by romsky: 3:03pm On Feb 05, 2009
wat are we talkin about now cus i am kind of undecided
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by CuteAngel(f): 3:04pm On Feb 05, 2009
Who be ganja farmer?
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by romsky: 3:07pm On Feb 05, 2009
since u r in d ganja land

shey u see wat ur signature has turned to
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by spenchuks(m): 9:53am On Feb 06, 2009
romade:

shhhhhhhhhhh must u shout embarassed

if u no want make them shout further, go pack the shit now now! angry
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 10:08am On Feb 06, 2009
spencer, E shit for front of your house too. huh
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by clemcykul(f): 10:14am On Feb 06, 2009
he shit even under my bed angry grin angry
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by OLAMIND1(m): 11:47pm On Feb 06, 2009
yeh pa! oyan nla!
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by sima(f): 3:07am On Feb 07, 2009
no! shocked shocked shocked
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 9:43am On Feb 07, 2009
hmmmm. . romade has done his worste shocked
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by CuteAngel(f): 11:53am On Feb 07, 2009
the only thing he knows how to do best grin
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 11:57am On Feb 07, 2009
soooooooooooooooooooooo disappointing cry
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Feb 07, 2009
and interesting grin
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by CuteAngel(f): 12:17pm On Feb 07, 2009
Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money

It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. grin grin
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 12:31pm On Feb 07, 2009
hmmmmm, pretty good

don't mind clems, continue your mathematics because sometimes it leads to madness undecided
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by spenchuks(m): 7:27pm On Feb 07, 2009
cheesy cheesy
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by clemcykul(f): 11:55am On Feb 09, 2009
lol
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by yysl: 5:12pm On Feb 09, 2009
spenchuks:

cheesy cheesy
one hv to be very carefull for this mouth ooooooooooo
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 5:15pm On Feb 09, 2009
It can swallow a new born baby, you mean
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Shaz(f): 5:18pm On Feb 09, 2009
Hmm. . so I should start to null my knowledge. . hmn. .
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 5:23pm On Feb 09, 2009
Get it together or fall apart. .
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by spenchuks(m): 5:25pm On Feb 09, 2009
mumus cool
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by romsky: 9:21am On Feb 10, 2009
dat cant shit without aid
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 9:40am On Feb 10, 2009
that becomes a disease
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by romsky: 9:42am On Feb 10, 2009
lives upstairs
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On Feb 10, 2009
but i live downstairs
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by romsky: 10:17am On Feb 10, 2009
my clumsy living on d 3rd floor of a 9 storey building aint downstairs
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 10:20am On Feb 10, 2009
that's your business
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by clemcykul(f): 11:37am On Feb 10, 2009
and also yours too
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 11:54am On Feb 10, 2009
English class begins

"also" and "too" does not go in one statement
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by romsky: 3:55pm On Feb 10, 2009
nwa ticha i rememba say ur inglisg grade na pass for form 5, standard 6 & NCE so ow u take qualify 2 tich ?
Re: Nobody Slept With Mum by Ben13: 4:25pm On Feb 10, 2009
student never complain,

na school gate man dey complain

*clems comes to my house with two gallons of palm wine to say thank you for the lectures**

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