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Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by 1luvkipsus: 7:19pm On Jan 30, 2009
This is hilarious but very serious.These days, It's like Nigerians are returning to the god of their ancestors for solutions


Yorubas could be really serious when it comes to African voodoooo.
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by ernal(m): 8:50pm On Jan 30, 2009
Another katakata

I think the people who caught the birds should be tried in the same court n jailed n if possible killed n burnt too, shame!
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by Robotnik: 11:37pm On Jan 30, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhh NKAN BEEEE!!!!
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by highpappy: 2:45am On Jan 31, 2009
wow!!!
power from above
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by ohaechesi(m): 11:24am On Jan 31, 2009
this is incredible. owls in a courtroom? Naija, una too much oooooooooo. why don't the benefactors of the witchcraft transform it into technology?  i think, that will help in bringing Nigeria and host of them into a developed country just like the Americans did. ask me how, it was after Americans captured their whitewitch (originated from California) and transformed it into ttechnologythat they became great in terms of technology. Haven know that blackwitch originated from Nigeria, Benin city to be presides. its high time they capture the blackwitch and transform their powers into technology. i stand to be corrected
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by desthan(m): 11:28am On Jan 31, 2009
see what hunger can cause undecided GOD HELP 9JA
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by Jakumo(m): 12:33pm On Jan 31, 2009
In a related development, a number of Human Owls have been apprehended by vigilant Nigerian Navy patrol boats, who intercepted the feathered fiends as they tried to sneak into Nigerian territorial waters aboard mini-submarines, in the hopes of evading the Combat Air Patrol defence that was being enforced by jets of the Nigerian Airforce Southern Tactical Command.

We commend our armed forces for their brave and decisive action to rid Nigerian soil, airspace and territorial waters of ALL enemies, in whatever form they take, whether that be as owls, goats or even foreign journalists. 

Below are some captured prisoners of war from the battlefront, to educate anyone foolhardy enough to ever contemplate testing the might of the Nigerian Armed Forces.

Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by redsun(m): 4:54pm On Jan 31, 2009
Some juju priest could have such knowledge,the acts of manipulating wild birds of prey.My dad had some wild and untamed eagles.

Nothing will be better than having owls as pets,they are enigma,intelligent creatures

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falconry
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by sherrylo: 8:57pm On Jan 31, 2009
Whao, this is really 9ja area or rather Africa or I confuse ooo.
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by DisGuy: 9:13pm On Jan 31, 2009
bawomolo:

Naija is so hectic that Owl's have to work overtime in the afternoon. 
grin grin


the Owls were just courting. . . cool
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by jamace(m): 9:45pm On Jan 31, 2009
the Owls were just courting. . .


grin grin in the court kwo? grin grin
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by jimmyjam: 2:43am On Feb 01, 2009
owls in the court, that must be pure juju!
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by TOYOSI20(f): 3:03am On Feb 01, 2009
jimmyjam:

owls in the court, that must be pure juju!

Na wa oo!!!1 . .every thing is juju for some folks ahn ahn. . .!! shocked shocked shocked
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by davidif: 8:41am On Feb 01, 2009
Owls flying in the middle of the day?
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by otokx(m): 10:13am On Feb 02, 2009
Some people are weird
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by BOSS7: 9:55pm On Feb 02, 2009
davidif:

Owls flying in the middle of the day?

Anything wrong with that?
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by bindex(m): 12:32am On Feb 03, 2009
Nigerians are taught by religion and superstition to fear too many things. Witches, angels, the Devil or Satan, thunder, lightning, nocturnal birds are all objects that generate fear. Its so funny.
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by udezue(m): 7:27am On Feb 03, 2009
backward people. just chase the owl away .
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by sashbaby(f): 1:33pm On Feb 03, 2009
why wont they run.am sure some refused to attend meetings, so their oga patapata decided to send a message to them.shioooo grin grin grin grin.if one of the elders slumped and died in the process of running what do you think people will say undecided
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by CrudeOil2(m): 1:45pm On Feb 03, 2009
Not funny.
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by Poj1(m): 1:09am On Feb 06, 2009

In the year 2000n9ja
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by Ryabcool(m): 10:23am On Jul 04, 2011
Jakumo:

Those ghostly owls were sent into that Lagos courtroom by a gang of vicious Area-Goats who had taken up strategic positions outside the building, firing SPORADICALLY into the air and causing court bailiffs and passers-by to SCAMPER FOR DEAR LIFE until sanity was restored by the timely arrival of a Juju witch-doctor who engaged the owls and goats in a ferocious 3-hour spiritual duel in which CHARMS, DANGEROUS WEAPONS and CURSES were FREELY USED.

Early reports from the battle-front confirm that the Juju witch-doctor has defeated the main attacking force of owls and goats, but is still engaged in mopping up operations targeted at pockets of resistance who either fled into a nearby cornfield or flew up into the rafters in disarray.

Please let us all now rise and sing the Nigerian National Anthem.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! grin
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by jamace(m): 12:25pm On Jul 04, 2011
Anything wrong with that?
What is not wrong with owls flying during a court session in the afternoon? My broda, reason well o.
Re: Hillarious ! At an Ikeja Court, Owls Disrupt Court Proceedings, Cause Panic by henry101(m): 4:25pm On Jul 04, 2011
Jakumo:

In a related development, a number of Human Owls have been apprehended by vigilant Nigerian Navy patrol boats, who intercepted the feathered fiends as they tried to sneak into Nigerian territorial waters aboard mini-submarines, in the hopes of evading the Combat Air Patrol defence that was being enforced by jets of the Nigerian Airforce Southern Tactical Command.

We commend our armed forces for their brave and decisive action to rid Nigerian soil, airspace and territorial waters of ALL enemies, in whatever form they take, whether that be as owls, goats or even foreign journalists

Below are some captured prisoners of war from the battlefront, to educate anyone foolhardy enough to ever contemplate testing the might of the Nigerian Armed Forces.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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