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The German Child by Seun(m): 4:20am On Sep 08, 2006 |
An English couple have a child. After the birth, medical tests reveal that the child is normal, apart from the fact that it is German. This, however, should not be a problem. There is nothing to worry about. As the child grows older, it dresses in lederhosen and has a pudding bowl haircut, but all its basic functions develop normally. It can walk, eat, sleep, read and so on, but for some reason the German child never speaks. The concerned parents take it to the doctor, who reassures them that as the German child is perfectly developed in all other areas, there is nothing to worry about and that he is sure the speech faculty will eventually blossom. Years pass. The German child enters its teens, and still it is not speaking, though in all other respects it is fully functional. The German child's mother is especially distressed by this, but attempts to conceal her sadness. One day she makes the German child, who is now 17 years old and still silent, a bowl of tomato soup, and takes it through to him in the parlour where he is listening to a wind-up gramophone record player. Soon, the German child appears in the kitchen and suddenly declares, "Mother. This soup is a little tepid." The German child's mother is astonished. "All these years," she exclaims, "we assumed you could not speak. And yet all along it appears you could. Why? Why did you never say anything before?" "Because, mother," answers the German child, "up until now, everything has been satisfactory." |
Re: The German Child by yahoo2(m): 7:15am On Sep 08, 2006 |
Lol! Nice one there! |
Re: The German Child by nenye78(m): 3:04pm On Sep 08, 2006 |
beautiful. |
Re: The German Child by iice(f): 6:52pm On Sep 08, 2006 |
LoL funny |
Re: The German Child by Oracle(m): 8:24pm On Sep 08, 2006 |
damn, this is funny so the boy has never been dissatisfied with anything except food. that funny |
Re: The German Child by Seun(m): 12:57pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
Glad you like it. |
Re: The German Child by Nobody: 9:59pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
actually i didnt find it funny besides the emphasis on the the child being GERMAN and the parents ENGLISH was lost on me sorry |
Re: The German Child by Seun(m): 10:40pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
Don't apologize to me. Apologize to yourself. You're the one who doesn't get the joke! |
Re: The German Child by bagoma(f): 11:30pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
i didnt get it either. |
Re: The German Child by b2dl(f): 1:01am On Sep 10, 2006 |
nice one seun. really funny. takes a healthy sense of humour n some intellect 2 appreciate d joke. |
Re: The German Child by Seun(m): 8:53am On Sep 10, 2006 |
Thanks b2dl. bagoma, salsera: the idea is that Germans are efficient people. They only talk when it's necessary. |
Re: The German Child by GermanLady(f): 4:17pm On Sep 10, 2006 |
Seun: ahhhhh dammmmmnnn what planet are you fromSeun hahahahahahaha you would be surprised how much germans talk ,even when it's NOT necessary! specially german WOMEN - ask some of your homies that were married to a german |
Re: The German Child by GermanLady(f): 4:19pm On Sep 10, 2006 |
salsera: same here |
Re: The German Child by Seun(m): 5:00pm On Sep 10, 2006 |
All blondes are not dumb and all lawyers are not evil, yet we tell blonde jokes and lawyer jokes. |
Re: The German Child by babonboard(f): 1:52pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
funny ehhh |
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