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These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 12:56am On Apr 18, 2015 |
1. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Reacts To The Dana Plane Crash We must halt this ludicrously lugubrious kakistocracy. We must demur against demuren (no onomatopoeic extrapolation intended). The quotidian stentorian atribilous ululation is abyssopelagic. The country is on a precipice of pocalyptic crepscule”. Meaning: We must investigate and put aviation sector right, else we all die flying! 2. Patrick Obahiagbon after the GLO CAF Awards “I am maniacally bewildered, overgassted and flabberwhelmed at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards culminating in an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The jiggery pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead of our very own prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo sapiens! The perfidy and Mendacity of all the apparatchic of sports suzerainty is not only repugnant but also insalubrious! I said to my self: What an anathematous disdain of the citizenry! What a deprecable descent from the sublime to the ridiculous! Who will curb the odoriferous excesses of this machavellian and mephistophelean cabal in the Confederation? With this state of affairs, i dare say that African football is swimming in a pestilential aqua with a disastrious terminus ad quem inherently laden with avoidable cataracts, ice bergs and oxbow Lakes. It is sardonic and lugubrious!!!” 3. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Democracy Day Celebration! A celebration of democracy or a deprecable apotheosis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascading into a mobocracy with all the ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy? With our “democracy” enveloped in a paraplegic crinkum-crankum, we must all rise up to bring to focal hiceps and biceps, Nigeria’s “Pluto- mobo-kakistocracy”…. Certainly not democracy!” On Nelson Mandela 4) “Alas the last of the great Titans… The great one who pricked himself on a senticous bush as he pushed for the freedom of his people from oppression… An epitome of sophronization… We shall not cry, rather we will celebrate a life truly well lived… Rest in peace Madiba…” 5) ‘President Professor John Evans Atta Mills’ passing on is a mere ephemeral recumbent hibernation; an empyrean paradisiac rendezvous lies ahead. Heaven is the terminus. The ecclesiastic, executive and legislature and all Ghanaians at large have lost a solitaire. Any veritable verification of the verity of President Professor John Evans Atta Mills’ demise? I am in a state of metagrabolised melancholia’. |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 1:00am On Apr 18, 2015 |
Quote From A Condolence Letter Of Chief Enahoro 6) “Certainly the fall of another titan. Chief Anthony Enahoro’s modus vivendi, whilst he peregrinated through this will-o-the-wisp of a three dimensional world, resonated with a divine halo of an iconic personage who was propelled by the PIRKEAVOTHIAN apothegm which urges man to realise that ‘the day is short and the work is great.’ No wonder that from a very young age, he engaged in self abnegation and mortification of the flesh in a Spartan, clinical and cerebral bid to salvage the Nigerian project even at the expense of his health infrastructure. He ceaselessly fulminated against vagabonds in power whose primus mobile had philistinic anchorage in a depreciably mindless crave for vacuous hedonism and ingratiating political megalomania. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon On Fuel Subsidy 7) “I have read with acatalectic disgust, governments asinine and puerile ratiocinations attempting to justiceate the proposed removal of subsidies from petroleum products. It has asseverated that it’s intentions is guided by the need to checkmate the odoriferous excesses of a Machiavellian and Mephistophelean cabal and I have said to myself, what a shame? What a self-indicting admitttal of the failure of governance? What an hocus-pocus? Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks Again On Ojukwu’s Demise ”The invitation to the Celestial Lodge of the Soul Personality of the irrefrangible and sui ge.neris Ikemba himself-Dim Odimegwu Ojukwu-brings again to focal hiceps and biceps the ephemerality of life. Beyond the state of lachrymoseism his celestial ascension has and would continue to righteously bestir,i do hope however that we take immutable cognition of the fact that the fundamental issues which Ikemba confronted has now even coagulated and ossified into gorgon medusa. For Nigeria to progress,we must apotheosize our centripetal proclivities above our centrifugal excrescence, All Hail the Ikemba.” Hon Patrick Obahiagbon on Private Jet Acquisition 9) I cast my vote for Bishop Matthew Hassan Kukah and Pastor Tunde Bakare in their demosthenic vitriol against spiritual megalomaniacs whose modus vivendi has become increasingly byzantine and repulsively narcissistic. We must all begin to deprecate this razzmatazz and Nestorian braggadocio in the “HOUSE OF GOD” because when there is no difference between the values of a Pastor and a typical Nigerian Politician, then it’s truly a bolekaja ambience….. Any interpreter around? Patrick Obahiagbon’s Hilarious Easter Message 10) “As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter,may we truly reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus The Christ who peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation,puritanical excrescence,spartan discipline,mental, magnitude,hierophantic candour and altruistic effusions,qualities which have become a desiderata for national resurgimento.” |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by domopps(m): 1:02am On Apr 18, 2015 |
Hmmmmm I bow! Meanwhile communication without ppl understanding is just a Noise! Cheeers |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 1:04am On Apr 18, 2015 |
On ASUU 11) “This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy… With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.” Patrick Obahiagbon Congratulates Super Eagles 12) “Its my emblem pleasure to congratulate our Superior Melofarm exclamagated Bermasaur on their recent victory against Ivory Coast. As the refermed, solid giants are to face Winners of the later game in an uncavoured camfamgnam match, my empyrean paradisiac rendezvous advice to the Super Eagles is for them to recumbently metragaloblicly believe in God. If possible, they should parademically paralyze their pistulated orthodexial legs. I wish them arxiatical luck. Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon Comments On Rivers State Crisis “It’s Bringing Calamitous End To Nigeria” 13) “Is the malodorous excrescence in Rivers State,cascadingly oozing out from erebus Dame,all about the satiation of a megalomaniacal presidential termagant?Let someone assist me in whispering to the Dame that Alagamus Paret Ai Ai Num,Ai Ai Num Cest Daret,Opotere Alagamus…” Patrick Obahiagbon Comments On Prof Festus Iyayi, Former ASUU President’s Death 14) “The grand initiation of Professor Festus Iyayi is a lancinating loss of another stentorian voice, against retrograde and prebendal forces of primitive mercantilism. That he passed through transition on matters pro bono publico, bears eloquent testimony to our state of dystopia. Such is the evanescence of life.Its all vanitas vanitatum.” Patrick Obahiagbon’s Comment On Nigeria At 52 15) “As we celebrate our flag and shambolic autarky at 52, we must realize that Nigeria is still more of a geographic contrivance as has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi Awolowo. Not with our centrifugal excrescences preponderating over our centripetal proclivities. It’s a matter for mental pabulum that we are daily drifting into our ethnic cocoons. We still remain one country with disparate ethnic agendas and I can say it for the umpteenth time again that we must sit down in a sovereign national colloquy to discuss the basis for our nationhood. Anything short of this is just vacuous scahiamachy.” May God bless our country. |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 1:08am On Apr 18, 2015 |
If a family give birth to just 2 of patrick.... |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 1:12am On Apr 18, 2015 |
afolag:ha! |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 1:13am On Apr 18, 2015 |
ALKARULEZZ:alkarulezz for ur mind!!! |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 1:19am On Apr 18, 2015 |
afolag:lol |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Mcowubaba: 1:24am On Apr 18, 2015 |
Lol Wow!!! Brethren please do rejoice with me ooo... I have found my SOUL MATE... The stupid hair cream rolled under my bed shaa...Asari Dokubo 1 Like |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 1:25am On Apr 18, 2015 |
lol, na wa o! where my dictonary dey? op na only number 1 get meaning? |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 1:34am On Apr 18, 2015 |
I mistakenly bite my tongue as i was reading the thread loudly, "just imagine if dis man is a president of a country. |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 1:56am On Apr 18, 2015 |
runzlord:couldn't comprehend the others *lol* |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 1:57am On Apr 18, 2015 |
sweetorgasm:lol.. Sowy |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Extom(m): 2:28am On Apr 18, 2015 |
The effrontery with which the adult says a lot of his sophisticated nothingness is the only thing that baffles me. Impressive. 1 Like |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by iPrevail(m): 6:42am On Apr 18, 2015 |
What is the point of trying to communicate if at the end of the day no one understands ya? Things make more sense when they're kept moderate... In summary, this is bullshit. |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by qualityovenbake(m): 8:02am On Apr 18, 2015 |
sweetorgasm:The citizen will be grammatically inclined. |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by hatux: 8:13am On Apr 18, 2015 |
Hon. Patrick is that bomb ... Btw, this kinda thread does not belong to this section... |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 8:21am On Apr 18, 2015 |
What zz this man even saying? |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by GIYAZZ(m): 8:39am On Apr 18, 2015 |
He sounds like a Rapper |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 9:27am On Apr 18, 2015 |
Mental problem. |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 9:45am On Apr 18, 2015 |
somebody should pls tell Hon Patrick that ''nor be only him waka come''! Why talk too much when nobody gets to understand you at the end of the day? Pls,how can feature him in my musical album? I'd be glad to get him |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by dwilliams: 9:49am On Apr 18, 2015 |
I am ashamed dat d man is an alumni of my school he is a disgrace 2 all literates worldwide,n Communication is when both parties get the msg clearly, aas far as I am concerned he is talking 2 himself which is A symptom of madness. |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Dubby6(m): 11:03am On Apr 18, 2015 |
What amazes me is that the man doesn't laugh when he's cracking all those jokes.... 3 Likes |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Montaque(m): 11:05am On Apr 18, 2015 |
dwilliams:I think you should feel the opposite. Everybody must not speak plain english like you. If not for his strong diction, we wouldn't know him,or even know he was from ur alma mata |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by anath(m): 12:28pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
Baba o, I am proud of u! let's compare Buhari and Hon Patrick,who do u think will win for vocabulary expression? For me, I can't see Patrick beating Buhari sha. The highest will be draw. any opposition? |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by doublecheif: 12:33pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
Grammartical Error |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Kylez(m): 1:07pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
OP, if i abuse you now you will say am wicked, me wey get malaria before you don join headache and eye problem. 1 Like |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by HzRF(m): 1:32pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
OGAofBOSS:Don't mind him na him cause d delay on ore road construction D day he moved d motion bankole couldn't get what he was saying he just pass d bill lyk dat |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by oladele97: 1:48pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
Bros no be english u da speak |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Mamaflex(f): 2:49pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
No 13: That of river state got me laughing out loud. Who go help am whisper that one to Dame? Chai! Diaris goduooo. Most of his words and sentences are not English language anyway. |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by prettyjo(f): 3:05pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
Lolzz sometimes I wonder if he understands what he says atimes |
Re: These 27 Famous Hon Patrick Obahiagbon Quotes Will Make You Laugh Till You Cry by Nobody: 8:34pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
prettyjo:he should |
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