Saturday night ended in tragedy for 23 year old Alan Escamilla. According to reports Alan Escamilla was struck by lightning while he was self servicing in his bedroom. Scoop has more:
According to Dallas MD, Alan Escamilla was self servicing in his bedroom, before a massive bolt of lightning struck him.When police and ambulance arrived on the scene, they found Alan Escamilla, which “looked like burnt coal”, according to Officer Bryan Granados. Alans parents rushed to his bedroom where they heard a loud boom and saw Alan Escamilla in a self servicing position, with his hand wrapped tightly around his man-hood. Alan Escamilla father said his sons body was rock hard but he was breathing heavily and very much alive.
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SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION;
sp*rm contains iron,it attracts charges so selfservicing during thunderstorms is extremely dangerous unless you want your d*ck to serve as a lightening conductor be warned! (a word they say is enough for the wise)

some Christians will quickly conclude that God did this to punish the innocent boy

wetin i no go hear for this world yeee.

emrain:
some Christians will quickly conclude that God did this to punish the innocent boy

It should be devil not God,

Filthy lieeeeeeessssss.

Moral of the story: less wankking, more fxcking.

tartar9:
SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION;
sp*rm contains iron,it attracts charges so selfservicing during thunderstorms is extremely dangerous unless you want your d*ck to serve as a lightening conductor be warned! (a word they say is enough for the wise)

I would have loved your explanation but it does not completely suffice....blood contains iron too(it's the main group in a red blood cell).....so in every should be struck by lightning too if it's raining..
I'm very skeptical of this supposed claim because it just reports the act supposedly done and the result without any mechanism investigated to be the culprit...
Did he do it leaning on a metal frame window?...was he completely unclad?...nothing was said..

It must suck to be a boy at 23

davien:
I would have loved your explanation but it does not completely suffice....blood contains iron too(it's the main group in a red blood cell).....so in every should be struck by lightning too if it's raining..
I'm very skeptical of this supposed claim because it just reports the act supposedly done and the result without any mechanism investigated to be the culprit...
Did he do it leaning on a metal frame window?...was he completely unclad?...nothing was said..

arrrgh! I should haved explained deeper *sighs*,you see just few people to have walked this earth can even think of competing with my level of intelligence ,but sometimes like this its like a curse .have you forgotten that an average body/thing is electrically neutral until it becomes electrically charged and one of the ways of getting it electrically charged is due to friction/rubbing,so the iron in the sp*rm becomes electrically CHARGED! thereby attracting other charges! and he doesn't have to lean on any metal frame,you're talking of a non-contact force here which is even 10^20 times stronger than gravity and given by my equation k(q1q2)/r^2.QED(Question Easily Done) kiss my brain later .
*sweating*
Like seriously dude!did you just take that seriouz

tartar9:
arrrgh! I should haved explained deeper *sighs*,you see just few people to have walked this earth can even think of competing with my level of intelligence ,but sometimes like this its like a curse .have you forgotten that an average body/thing is electrically neutral until it becomes electrically charged and one of the ways of getting it electrically charged is due to friction/rubbing,so the iron in the sp*rm becomes electrically CHARGED! thereby attracting other charges! and he doesn't have to lean on any metal frame,you're talking of a non-contact force here which is even 10^20 times stronger than gravity and given by my equation k(q1q2)/r^2.QED(Question Easily Done) kiss my brain later .
*sweating*
Like seriously dude!did you just take that seriouz

If you're as smart as you claim you'd know that your red blood cells are already carrying charges and people aren't electrocuted till their bodies act as the completion of the circuit(negative to positive,positive to earth)...
And contact forces stand a greater chance to burn people to crisps....haven't You wondered why people who are struck by lightning mostly live to tell the tale?

Anytime adults are having a sensible conversation, this little naïve boy (tatar) will want to be part of it. Wait. Wen u mature, u can join in. Shd.

tartar9:
SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION;
sp*rm contains iron,it attracts charges so selfservicing during thunderstorms is extremely dangerous unless you want your d*ck to serve as a lightening conductor be warned! (a word they say is enough for the wise)

Semen does not contain iron [http://www.answers.com/Q/Does_semen_contain_iron]