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rhymes by Nobody: 7:28pm On Oct 12, 2005
This guy has four daughters who all live at home.
One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy
answers it and a kid standing there says 'Hi, I'm
Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go
eat spaghetti. Is she ready?' The man, mildly
amused calls down his daughter and the two leave.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings again and
he answers. A kid standing there says 'Hi, I'm
Jim. I'm here to see Kim. We're gonna go for a
swim. Can I come in?' The guy, now perplexed,
says yes and the two take off.

A few minutes later the doorbell rings and again
the father answers. A kid standing there says
'Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're
gonna go to the show. Can she go?' The man, now
kind of annoyed says yes and the two depart.

Sure enough, af few minutes later the door rings
and the father answers. A kid standing there
says 'Hi, I'm Chuck..'

The father shot him.
Re: rhymes by hotangel2(f): 3:52am On Oct 14, 2005
huh
Re: rhymes by esconedge(m): 10:34am On Oct 14, 2005
huh undecided
Re: rhymes by esconedge(m): 10:36am On Oct 14, 2005
i bet the last one's name was bukky,he he he grin
Re: rhymes by LondonCool(m): 11:16pm On Mar 03, 2007
Why don't you complete it,

"Hi ,I'm Chuck , I'm looking for a Bleep can I come in ?
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