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Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 4:23pm On Aug 06, 2009
Tubun tubun mess kalaba

Iya mala pu
Amala mala kain kain

tubun don mess. . .

grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 4:37pm On Aug 06, 2009
tongue

. . . who mess am, na ojo

Ojo say na teacher. . .

*common guys, it'll be fun*
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by blissieng(f): 4:53pm On Aug 06, 2009
. . . teacher say na the class prefect mess am Pu!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by Ben13: 5:02pm On Aug 06, 2009
Rabbish cheesy
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by alfchye(m): 7:19am On Aug 08, 2009
Bread and Butter (we are gonlogo we are gonlogo 3times) 2x
My dear Baby.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:02pm On Aug 10, 2009
lol ;d
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by benedictac(f): 12:12pm On Aug 10, 2009
Pussy cat Pussy cat

where have u been

I've been to London

to see the queen

what did she she give u

bread and butter

where is mine

up in the sky

how can i get there

climb a ladder

if i fall

i dont care
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 12:19pm On Aug 10, 2009
Bread & Butter baskelebe
me je o gbona baskelebe
ma je o tutu baskelebe

omo de yi kilo mu?


Aeroplani o dabo ba mo ki iya mi eleko
eko meji to yo mi to yo mi
to o mi o to yo mio
baskelebe idi re be

tyty ti kowe
e gbe o dodo
to ba dodo ti ko we
e sha ni knakna
tyty fun wotan o pelu pata re gigan

mister marcaroni riding on his bicycle
if u want to marry me mister marcaroni
bom bom cicilia bom bom cicilia bom bom cicilia
mister marcaroni

who is in d garden?
A little fyn girl
can i come & see her no no no no
follow me a little boy

2,4,6, to make it agawigi agawigi 2,4,6 if u say 1 u r out of d game so 2?

who stole the meat from the cooking pot?
Ble stole the meat from the cookin pot
u mean me?
yes u
it couldnt be
then who?

Dani stole the meat from the cooking pot. . . . .
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:19pm On Aug 10, 2009
Rain rain go away . .come again another day little mukina wants to play grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by StudioCFR(m): 12:22pm On Aug 10, 2009
@poster!

better remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.   cool
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:25pm On Aug 10, 2009
Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the master, one for the dame,
And one for the little boy who lives
down the lane.
grin cheesy grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 12:26pm On Aug 10, 2009
HIP for the Hip for the Hipopo
P O P O for the hipopo & T A M U S for the hipopotamus HIPOPOTAMUS

Johnbull my son i sent u to skul u dont know ow to spell ur name
J O H N B U double L u dont know ow to spell ur name
Johnbull my son i sent u to skul u dont know ow to spell ur name

Holiday is coming no more morning bells, no more call tisha pet
gud bye tisha gud bye scholars i'm going to spend a jolly holiday


STUDIO JOIN D FUN NOW ABI U NO GO NURSERY SKUL NE!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by sweetliet: 12:30pm On Aug 10, 2009
twinkle twinkle little star

how i wonder what u are

up above the world so high

like a diamond in the sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 12:31pm On Aug 10, 2009
paw paw is a type of fruit
sweet lyk a sugar
yellow lyk a fanta
everybody lus pawpaw
PAWPAW

London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair Lady.

Build it up with wood and clay,
Wood and clay, wood and clay,
Build it up with wood and clay,
My fair Lady etc
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:33pm On Aug 10, 2009
Little Bo peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't know where to find them.
Leave them alone and they'll come home,
Bringing their tails behind them.
Little Bo peep fell fast asleep
And dreamt she heard them bleating,
But when she awoke, she found it a joke,
For they were all still fleeting.
Then up she took her little crook
Determined for to find them.

memories  cry
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:34pm On Aug 10, 2009
Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by benedictac(f): 12:35pm On Aug 10, 2009
once i saw a little bird
coming hop hop hop
so i cried a little bird
will u stop stop stop
as i was going to the window
to say how do u do
then he shook his little tail
and away he fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:36pm On Aug 10, 2009
Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:37pm On Aug 10, 2009
Ginger o ginger salt water Ginger!!

faroh faroh purampampam grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 12:40pm On Aug 10, 2009
Old roger is dead & gone to his grave hum ha gone to his grave
they planted a apple tree over his grave hum ha over his dead
the apple grew ripe & ready to drop hum ha ready to drop
there came a high wind & blew them all off hum ha blew them all off
there came an old woman to pick them all up hum ha pick them all off
old roger got up & gave her a knock hum ha gave her a knock
which made d old woman go hipperty hop hum ha hipperty hop

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Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 12:43pm On Aug 10, 2009
Solomon groundi
born on monday
xtine on tuesday
married on wednesday
took ill on thursday
worse on friday
died on saturday
buried on sunday
this is d end of solomon groundi
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by benedictac(f): 12:44pm On Aug 10, 2009
Do a dear pemale dear

ray a toto golden sun

me a name i call myself

far along long way to luuuuuuuuun

so a neddle pulling thread

la a note to follow so

tea a drink with jam and bread

Dat will bring us back to do

Do re me fa so la ti doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




i used to enjoy it then
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by romsky: 12:51pm On Aug 10, 2009
benedictac:

Do a deer female deer

ray a drop of [/b]golden sun

me a name i call myself

far [b]a long long
way to r[/b]uuuuuuuuun

so a neddle pulling thread

la a note to follow so

tea a drink with jam and bread

Dat will bring us back to do

Do re me fa so la ti do so do




[b]i used to enjoy it then



When u read u begin with A B C
when u sing u begin with DO RE ME
DO RE ME the first 3 notes just happen to be DO RE ME

DO RE ME FA SO LA TI DO

wen u know the note to sing u can sing it any time
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by benedictac(f): 12:53pm On Aug 10, 2009
Captain, thanks

always captain
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:57pm On Aug 10, 2009
Little Tommy Tucker sings for his supper,
What shall we give him? Brown bread and butter.
How shall he cut it without a knife?
How shall he marry without a wife?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 12:58pm On Aug 10, 2009
Boy's boots are big so when boys walk, boys big boots go bum bum bum
girls shoes are small so when girls walk, girls small shoes go ket ket ket grin grin
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by benedictac(f): 12:59pm On Aug 10, 2009
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down and broke his pot

and Jill came running after
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by benedictac(f): 1:01pm On Aug 10, 2009
1 2 3 4 catching fishes all alive

why did u let them go

because they bite my finger so

which finger did they bite

alittle finger on my riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:02pm On Aug 10, 2009
who remembers hands on ur hips and shaking your tiny bom bom grin

I feel , i feel, i feel
I feel like the morning sky
i feel i feel i feel
oh i feel like the morning sky
lady shoo fly  don't bother me
shoo fly don't bother me
shoo fly don't bother
cuz i belong to somebody
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:02pm On Aug 10, 2009
"Oranges and lemons" say the bells of St. Clement's
"You owe me five farthings" say the bells of St. Martin's
"When will you pay me?" say the bells of Old Bailey
"When I grow rich" say the bells of Shoreditch
"When will that be?" say the bells of Stepney
"I do not know" say the great bells of Bow
"Here comes a candle to light you to bed
Here comes a chopper to chop off your head
Chip chop chip chop - the last man's dead."
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:04pm On Aug 10, 2009
grin this is what scares my pikin to sleep grin grin

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown,
Tapping at the window and crying through the lock,
Are all the children in their beds, it's past eight o'clock?
Re: Your Nursery Rhymes. by mukina2: 1:06pm On Aug 10, 2009
a big big baby who had a red ball, he kicked it in the goal, he score score one grin grin grin

PE was crazy meeehn grin

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