who be ur clumsie?

anything that sounds like your name is your name

OMG aliens are around
now luk straight into my eyes & tell me wat u av done 2 my clumsy  

** _{I'm here to fight the aliens, where are they?} **

Born day Boi o tu stress yaself but i fink d alien is Clement Cyprus Kuluso

this same name that is causing us problems?

yes o my broda in d Lord

** _{getting ready for a remarkable birthday fight, with a very sturbborn alien} **

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha!

seems dis alien cant speak or write in English

Aren't you happy that i called you mami for once.

You and that you jaga jaga joke picture you posted!

Only God knows if you even know what jaga jaga means

Na today?

hm hmmm NA YERSTERDAY

Y-HU§TL£R:

Aren't you happy that i called you mami for once.

You and that you jaga jaga joke picture you posted!

Only God knows if you even know what jaga jaga means

In Malaysia, jaga means take care. and jaga jaga mean watch out or beware

Ok, since I be your mami, you are force to like my threads  

look at your face lol

My face be like kokolet

BY D WAY WHO TEACH U PIGEN ENGLISH


YOU AND THAT YOUR FACE WEY BE LIKE KOKOLET FACE

My housemates are Nigerians here in malaysia so I kinda soak in what they converse everyday naa and also ma bobo be Naija

Ooooooh, praise gawd

Wetin? Im just answering his question jor

Oh Lawdi!

umo na oya

there he goes again

GABY!!! NA YOU KNOW OOOO.

IF YOUR HOUSE MATES LIKE MAKE THEM BE PAKISTAN AND NOT NIGERIANS. AND IF YOUR BOBO LIKE MAKE E BE IRAQ GUY WEY DEY THROW BOMB. NA YOU KNOW OOOOOO

ALL I KNOW BE SAY THAT PIGEN I DEY COME BRING AM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH SOON FOR MALAYSIA. OR I FIT SEND MY BOYZ MAKE THEM COME DO THAT ONE FOR ME

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HA HA, DANI NA UR FACE BE THAT ONE?

Y-HU§TL£R:

GABY!!! NA YOU KNOW OOOO.

IF YOUR HOUSE MATES LIKE MAKE THEM BE PAKISTAN AND NOT NIGERIANS. AND IF YOUR BOBO LIKE MAKE E BE IRAQ GUY WEY DEY THROW BOMB. NA YOU KNOW OOOOOO

ALL I KNOW BE SAY THAT PIGEN I DEY COME BRING AM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH SOON FOR MALAYSIA. OR I FIT SEND MY BOYZ MAKE THEM COME DO THAT ONE FOR ME

ehmmm, I no sabi wetin you mean. explanation abeg

hmmm So u know even understand pigeon too well

Just tell me the truth with that your face wey be like this

so you no even happy say i dey call you MAMI


SEE UR FACE

I mean you call your boy do wetin naaa. . . Thats what I dont understand ooo. . .

Mami? Hmmm. . . I dont know but I feel like a 50 year old woman if you call me mami naa