Subject: The Wife



About Wife

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~ByTommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer..ing!
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is beacause they don't have a Wife"
~by Brandon Breezy

true

Would like a rejoinder on men though

Hmmm... Now I'm afraid to marry

All these are nothing but the truth. Where'd ladies@? They should come up with a husband version from reknown persons on earth o. We dey wait.

Mods, front page pls.lets spread the fun. Thanks

This thread got me laughing in the wrong place.

With all this things I'm seeing and reading and hearing, I'm still expected to walk with my two eyes open nd enter into Prison? (marriage). Lol....the best thing in life is freedom.

I wonder if Eherbal is married


Nice thread add source.

this is realy hilarious!! Honestly this marriage thing self. I think the best way to survive it and life in general is to become very philosophical.

p2t2r:
With all this things I'm seeing and reading and hearing, I'm still expected to walk with my two eyes open nd enter into Prison? (marriage). Lol....the best thing in life is freedom.

Honestly no be small prison, but what can man do, one must have children and it is best done through the legal way: marriage. I think despite the challenges involved in marriage, we should just give our partners a benefit of doubt and at least try our possible best to make it work.

djon78:


Honestly no be small prison, but what can man do, one must have children and it is best done through the legal way: marriage. I think despite the challenges involved in marriage, we should just give our partners a benefit of doubt and at least try our possible best to make it work.

you're right.

p2t2r:
you're right.

True bro. Marriage just like life is not easy, to get the best out of it you have to put in a great effort.

djon78:


True bro. Marriage just like life is not easy, to get the best out of it you have to put in a great effort.

yea!! Although I don't much experience about marriage. I believe for any marriage to work out. It takes two people who want to be together above every other thing.

p2t2r:
yea!! Although I don't much experience about marriage. I believe for any marriage to work out. It takes two people who want to be together above every other thing.

thats very true

GAZZUZZ:
I wonder if Eherbal is married


Nice thread add source.

heres your sauce sir Gazzuz. BTW boss, I need you to check my jalopy for me needs ur attention .

this thread got me rolling on the floor and laughing out loud

Glad It did.Just waiting for Mods to deem it fit for front page
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