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Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Rendezvou: 9:09am On Apr 24, 2015
I trust Nairalanders, they will answer all correctly. You have 24hrs and your time starts now


1. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make?

3. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?

4. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

5. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?

6. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who like money pass?

7. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?

8. If your X-boyfriend or X-Girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke up, what is the value of X?

9. What's the name of the lady that use to say
"please enter your secret number" at the ATM center.

10. Give the exact figures of the total numbers of vehicles and houses in Nigeria.

Best of luck.
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Nobody: 9:09am On Apr 24, 2015
undecided
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by CountDracula(m): 9:12am On Apr 24, 2015
Answers: Number 1 to 10, Jesus is always the answer

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Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by DahtzFestjayz: 9:15am On Apr 24, 2015
OP. You sef answer this Whats the name of the person holding the Broom in APC flag?
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by marshalcarter: 9:17am On Apr 24, 2015
1-no and kia
2
-mook
3-
4-#5.25
5-
suarez nii
6-police ooo(dey can collect even #10)
7-she/male...boygal
8-i nono maths(promise her say you go marry her)
9-stacy
10-just 100 cars 40 houses grin
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Rendezvou: 11:24am On Apr 24, 2015
marshalcarter:
1-no and kia
2
-mook
3-
4-#5.25
5-
suarez nii
6-police ooo(dey can collect even #10)
7-she/male...boygal
8-i nono maths(promise her say you go marry her)
9-stacy
10-just 100 cars 40 houses grin
grin not a bad attempt
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Rendezvou: 11:26am On Apr 24, 2015
marshalcarter:
1-no and kia
2
-mook
3-
4-#5.25
5-
suarez nii
6-police ooo(dey can collect even #10)
7-she/male...boygal
8-i nono maths(promise her say you go marry her)
9-stacy
10-just 100 cars 40 houses grin

That number 5 must be some1 that resembles Suarez truly grin. Unfortunately, the logo don dey exist before Suarez bite
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Rendezvou: 11:29am On Apr 24, 2015
DahtzFestjayz:
OP. You sef answer this Whats the name of the person holding the Broom in APC flag?
Very simple, na Jagaban (Tinubu)
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Fratello(m): 11:49am On Apr 24, 2015
1- No and Kia
2- Iyabo Obasanjo did, To safe His father from Future jail term on embezzlement. lipsrsealed
3- Mook
4- N5.25
5- Suarez
6- The Nigerian Police Force
7- The Mavins
8- X is Greater Than Girlfriend.
9- Mother Theresa
10- 300 Million cars & 600 million Houses
Tss......
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Rendezvou: 2:13pm On Apr 24, 2015
Fratello:
1- No and Kia
2- Iyabo Obasanjo did, To safe His father from Future jail term on embezzlement. lipsrsealed
3- Mook
4- N5.25
5- Suarez
6- The Nigerian Police Force
7- The Mavins
8- X is Greater Than Girlfriend.
9- Mother Theresa
10- 300 Million cars & 600 million Houses
Tss......

Mother Teresa don die na. But u try sha, u scored 50% grin
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Fratello(m): 2:59pm On Apr 24, 2015
Rendezvou:


Mother Teresa don die na. But u try sha, u scored 50% grin
Her voice you asked, doesn't matter if she dead or not undecided
Bia; increase my score jo
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Rendezvou: 3:09pm On Apr 24, 2015
Fratello:

Her voice you asked, doesn't matter if she dead or not undecided
Bia; increase my score jo
Na Naija young lady dey talk for Naija ATMs o, no be oyinbo.
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Fratello(m): 3:37pm On Apr 24, 2015
Rendezvou:
Na Naija young lady dey talk for Naija ATMs o, no be oyinbo.
From one excuse to another.
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by hfinest1(m): 6:51pm On Apr 24, 2015
answers
1. Adam and Eve
2. Made
3. Obasanjo... cos he got some secret agenda to do with Buhari
4. 10.50
5. Eve
6. Nigerian Police
7. Adaobi is an hermaphrodite
8. x = 50,000,000
9. Julliet White
10. Vehicles are 200,000,000,000,000 and houses are 500,000,000,000,000
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Rendezvou: 7:42pm On Apr 24, 2015
hfinest1:
answers
1. Adam and Eve
2. Made
3. Obasanjo... cos he got some secret agenda to do with Buhari
4. 10.50
5. Eve
6. Nigerian Police
7. Adaobi is an hermaphrodite
8. x = 50,000,000
9. Julliet White
10. Vehicles are 200,000,000,000,000 and houses are 500,000,000,000,000
grin Adam n Eve wey don delete for more than 5000 years b4 Nokia phone was invented. How Nokia con take capture dem handshake for garden of Eden? Or na Nokia be serpent?
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by hfinest1(m): 8:38pm On Apr 24, 2015
Rendezvou:

grin Adam n Eve wey don delete for more than 5000 years b4 Nokia phone was invented. How Nokia con take capture dem handshake for garden of Eden? Or na Nokia be serpent?
dey teleported back in time and took a pic of them shaking hands
Re: Any Brilliant Nairalander Who Will Answer All These Questions Correctly? by Nobody: 7:48am On Apr 25, 2015
marshalcarter:
1-no and kia
2
-mook
3-
4-#5.25
5-
suarez nii
6-police ooo(dey can collect even #10)
7-she/male...boygal
8-i nono maths(promise her say you go marry her)
9-stacy
10-just 100 cars 40 houses grin

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