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Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 6:45am On Apr 26, 2015

[b] [size=14pt] as i'm typing this now i am in so much discomfort...
my neigbour...one weird old chinese woman rears chinese cockroaches and china being a place where every body minds his or her own business i decided to put the MATTER on O.Y.O status

......
*in the night*
i heard some crackling sounds coming from the bed

haaa i thought it was my weight so i decided to continue my beautiful sleep wink

few hours later

whether na international magic or my village council of witches from nigeria find me reach china i no know

i started hearing telephone ringing in my ear griiiiiinnnngggggrrinnnnnnnnnnggggggg angry

.......i woke up waited for the gggggrrrrin grrrrrrrinnnn sound again....nothing*ee be like say self the cockroach na coded guy.....
i lied down*i started hearing mmmmmmmm haaaaas mmmmmmm haaaaa

ee be like say the bastard dey take siesta for my ear angry

i woke up with vexation and met the woman*
vj:ma'am your one of your cockroaches entered my ear

woman:kan chwa yaaa? hun fing ming twa na?
blood of lekki** angry

something dey sratch me for ear this woman dey give me chinese incantations undecided

with that anger shaaaa i just left there because if i had tried anything funny DEPORTATION EN ROUTE NAIJARIA

house.....please before i hook up with the doc later today is there any home made remedy for removing cockroaches or any other insects from one's ear.....

picture attached*na the woman yeye cockroaches be that*
please help!!!!!! cry

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Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 6:50am On Apr 26, 2015

mizmycoli
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cherryice
kachisbarbie
marieolae
kingtom(no be comedy gig be this angry

)
naijaboiy
blackett
jacksparrow1207
mirexx
mznelly
ronald4lif
cry

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Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Enegod(m): 6:52am On Apr 26, 2015

use insecticide... spray it in the affected ear three times daily

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Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 6:53am On Apr 26, 2015

Lemme read first

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 6:54am On Apr 26, 2015

Enegod:
use insecticide... spray it in the affected ear three times daily

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Enegod(m): 6:56am On Apr 26, 2015

vjsmiles:

or use boiled water for quick result grin

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Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 6:56am On Apr 26, 2015

jacksparrow1207:
Lemme read first

Buhahahahahaha dude cracking me up
I'll advise u use insecticide ASAP before it eats up your eardrum
RAID will get the work done

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 6:57am On Apr 26, 2015

Enegod:
or use boiled water for quick result

Or concentrated acid

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by imbless: 6:58am On Apr 26, 2015

spray mortein inside ur ear, the cockroach will die and decay inside ur ear

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 6:59am On Apr 26, 2015

jacksparrow1207:

Buhahahahahaha dude cracking me up
I'll advise u use insecticide ASAP before it eats up your eardrum
RAID will get the work done

[size=14pt] insecti wetin?
you wanna make me damage my ear drum [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Matttthew(m): 6:59am On Apr 26, 2015

use fire

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 7:00am On Apr 26, 2015

imbless:
spray mortein inside ur ear, the cockroach will die and decay inside ur ear

[size=14pt] decay?
cant it be removed? [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Enegod(m): 7:00am On Apr 26, 2015

jacksparrow1207:

Or concentrated acid

He should also start eating cockroach to prevent future cockroach attack grin

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by imbless: 7:02am On Apr 26, 2015

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] decay?
cant it be removed? [/size]

noooo!

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 7:03am On Apr 26, 2015

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] insecti wetin?
you wanna make me damage my ear drum [/size]

It's a calculated risk bro. The cockroach will eat the eardrum up anyways

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by MizMyColi(f): 7:03am On Apr 26, 2015

Pour Olive Oil Inside.

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Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 7:04am On Apr 26, 2015

jacksparrow1207:

It's a calculated risk bro. The cockroach will eat the eardrum up anyways

imbless:
noooo!

[size=14pt] [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 7:04am On Apr 26, 2015

Enegod:

He should also start eating cockroach to prevent future cockroach attack

Is that a form of vaccine? Lol

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by echobee(f): 7:04am On Apr 26, 2015

Use rambo

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 7:05am On Apr 26, 2015

MizMyColi:
Pour Olive Oil Inside.

[size=14pt]
will it come out [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 7:05am On Apr 26, 2015

MizMyColi:
Pour Olive Oil Inside.

And palm oil

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 7:06am On Apr 26, 2015

echobee:
Use rambo

[size=14pt] so when do you plan to fix my funeral [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 7:06am On Apr 26, 2015

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] [/size]

Lol

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by chibwike(m): 7:08am On Apr 26, 2015

Lol....so this guy is this funny

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 7:24am On Apr 26, 2015

chibwike:
Lol....so this guy is this funny

[size=14pt] broz no be laughing matter o [/size]

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 7:24am On Apr 26, 2015

lalasticlala you can do something bruv cry

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by naijaboiy: 7:37am On Apr 26, 2015

Eeeeew!!!!

Cockroach dey your ears and you fit still dey type for NL?

Better rush go hospital before the thing drop egg inside.

Funny guy

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by MizMyColi(f): 7:39am On Apr 26, 2015

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt]
will it come out [/size]

Yups, that's what I used when a small live one entered my ear.

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by spanzed(m): 7:57am On Apr 26, 2015

MizMyColi:
Pour Olive Oil Inside.

would that be more effective than OTAPIAPIA. grin

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by Nobody: 7:58am On Apr 26, 2015

Guy, just pour 3 tea spoons and kerosene, after that light it up, works like magic # thank Me later

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by candycrushsoda: 8:03am On Apr 26, 2015

Since u live next to a roach rearer, u should think of sleeping with ear plugs grin

so others don't follow the trail n make ur ears their permanent habitat grin

Re: Help! Cockroach Found It's Way Into My Ear by vjsmiles: 8:10am On Apr 26, 2015

MizMyColi:

Yups, that's what I used when a small live one entered my ear.

[size=14pt] okay...thanks..
but like how long will it take before coming outa my earlobes [/size]

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