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Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by Mrcapability7: 9:41pm On Apr 27, 2015
Everything You Need To Know
About The Nigeria Vs India
Match Virtually everybody born
before the invention of the
internet must have heard the
tale of a nonexistent football
match between Nigeria and
India that obviously took place
in a parallel universe and
somehow we got to hear the
gory stories of that match.
Though there are many
variations of the story, every
prevaricator seems to agree on
a couple of facts about this
fictional football match. Each
storyteller agrees that;
1. This match ended with India
scoring 99 goals and Nigeria
scoring just one goal.



2. Nigerians where unable to
kick the ball because the
football kept turning to a lion
(or something scary) to prevent
them from playing the soccer
ball.



3. The Indians later agreed that
if Nigeria could score a goal,
they would concede defeat



4. Samuel Okwaraji scored the
winning goal and lost his life in
the process.



5. FIFA banned India from
soccer because they used black
magic in that very game
With the help of common sense
(not that it was absent back
then), quick access to
information and the internet,
every right thinking Nigerian
has come to realize that such a
story should be filled under
“Blatant Lies”.
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by hertz9te(m): 9:46pm On Apr 27, 2015
you just succeded in typing tue same things ive heard that you say are lies..........are you still going to create a space where you would put the truth about what happened? or are you just goint to tell us its a lie cos somebody told you it is
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by Spactacle(m): 9:49pm On Apr 27, 2015
hertz9te:
you just succeded in typing tue same things ive heard that you say are lies..........are you still going to create a space where you would put the truth about what happened? or are you just goint to tell us its a lie cos somebody told you it is



u Just spoke my mind bro

Kudos

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Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by TR0UBLeMaKeR(f): 9:50pm On Apr 27, 2015
shocked
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by cyprus000: 9:56pm On Apr 27, 2015
[size=15pt]hmmm.

What a very ROMANTIC story
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Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by Mrcapability7: 9:57pm On Apr 27, 2015
hertz9te:
you just succeded in typing tue same things ive heard that you say are lies..........are you still going to create a space where you would put the truth about what happened? or are you just goint to tell us its a lie cos somebody told you it is
when you re little you're feeds with lies, trust me 100% stories you were told in your childhood 98% are lies and u grown up with that mentality
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by ednut1(m): 10:04pm On Apr 27, 2015
hw is this romance i blame cheap data and phones for the death of this section
Re: Remember The Fabled Nigeria Vs India Match That Ended 99-1? by itsValo(m): 10:07pm On Apr 27, 2015
and what is this doing in the romance section

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