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The Book Keeper by feelgood(m): 1:59pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
The Deaf Bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather learns that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million dollars. The bookkeeper is deaf and that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. So, when the Godfather interrogates the bookkeeper about the missing $10 million, he brings along an attorney who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the 10 million you embezzled from me"? The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back, "Okay! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!" The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say"? The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger." |
Re: The Book Keeper by iice(f): 5:46pm On Sep 09, 2006 |
Ouch lol |
Re: The Book Keeper by b2dl(f): 2:14am On Sep 10, 2006 |
uh oh! hilarious! |
Re: The Book Keeper by dabby(f): 12:37am On Sep 18, 2006 |
the lawyer has definitely screwed that guy over but that's really their job isn't it? funny joke though. |
Re: The Book Keeper by Oracle(m): 12:49am On Sep 18, 2006 |
Oh my God, that is one wicked attorney |
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