Boko Haram members entered a church
while the service was going on. They
asked
the ushers to close every door and
windows so that nobody can't escape. They
counted
the number of worshippers and they were
150.
They told them they would kill100 out of
these 150 members but in an alphabetical order of
names, starting
with the pastors. They approached the
senior pastor asking: what's your
name? pastor said Zechariah
Zwingina. the next pastor said Zebedee
Zaccheus, the third pastor said Zemmanuel
Zwiliams.
They approached the elders. The first
one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The
next one said Zetunji
Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin. They
approached the choir and the first
chorister out of fear pointed to the
organist and said his name is Abraham
Ahmadu. The Organist screamed, he is a liar.
My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.
If you were in the congregation, what
will be your name? Oya anse me let d fun
begin?

Thank God i will never in that kind of congregation,
in case it happens, it will be "Zulu King" (So that no stranger will near me.