A man died & goes 2 hell. There
he
finds that there are different 'hells'
for
each country & decides he'll pick
the least painful 2 spend his
eternity. He goes 2 the German
hell
& asks, "what do they do here?"
He
is told, 'first they put you in an
electric chair 4 an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails 4
another
hour. Then the German devil
comes
in & whips you 4 the rest of the
day....
The man does not like the sound
of
that at all so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as
the Russian hell & many more. He
discovers that they are all similar
to
the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell
&
finds that there is a long queue of
people awaiting to go in. Amazed,
he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first, they put you in an
electric chair 4 an hour, then they
lay you on a bed of nails 4
another
hour. The Nigerian devil then
comes
in & whips u 4 the rest of the
day."
"But that is exactly like all the
other
hells, why r there so many people
waiting 2 get in?" asks the man.
A concerned fellow calls him aside
& says, "
1. Because there is never any
electricity so the electric chair
doesn't work.
2. The nails were paid 4 but were
never supplied by the contractor,
so
the bed is comfortable to sleep
on...
3. The Nigerian devil used to be a
civil servant, so he comes in, signs
his time sheet & goes back home
for other business" A man died & goes 2 hell. There
he
finds that there are different 'hells'
for
each country & decides he'll pick
the least painful 2 spend his
eternity. He goes 2 the German
hell
& asks, "what do they do here?"
He
is told, 'first they put you in an
electric chair 4 an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails 4
another
hour. Then the German devil
comes
in & whips you 4 the rest of the
day....
The man does not like the sound
of
that at all so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as
the Russian hell & many more. He
discovers that they are all similar
to
the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell
&
finds that there is a long queue of
people awaiting to go in. Amazed,
he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first, they put you in an
electric chair 4 an hour, then they
lay you on a bed of nails 4
another
hour. The Nigerian devil then
comes
in & whips u 4 the rest of the
day."
"But that is exactly like all the
other
hells, why r there so many people
waiting 2 get in?" asks the man.
A concerned fellow calls him aside
& says, "
1. Because there is never any
electricity so the electric chair
doesn't work.
2. The nails were paid 4 but were
never supplied by the contractor,
so
the bed is comfortable to sleep
on...
3. The Nigerian devil used to be a
civil servant, so he comes in, signs
his time sheet & goes back home
for other business"

very funny. i lyk ur photo, ure very beautiful.

MissAssy:
A man died & goes 2 hell. There
he
finds that there are different 'hells'
for
each country & decides he'll pick
the least painful 2 spend his
eternity. He goes 2 the German
hell
& asks, "what do they do here?"
He
is told, 'first they put you in an
electric chair 4 an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails 4
another
hour. Then the German devil
comes
in & whips you 4 the rest of the
day....
The man does not like the sound
of
that at all so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as
the Russian hell & many more. He
discovers that they are all similar
to
the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell
&
finds that there is a long queue of
people awaiting to go in. Amazed,
he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first, they put you in an
electric chair 4 an hour, then they
lay you on a bed of nails 4
another
hour. The Nigerian devil then
comes
in & whips u 4 the rest of the
day."
"But that is exactly like all the
other
hells, why r there so many people
waiting 2 get in?" asks the man.
A concerned fellow calls him aside
& says, "
1. Because there is never any
electricity so the electric chair
doesn't work.
2. The nails were paid 4 but were
never supplied by the contractor,
so
the bed is comfortable to sleep
on...
3. The Nigerian devil used to be a
civil servant, so he comes in, signs
his time sheet & goes back home
for other business" A man died & goes 2 hell. There
he
finds that there are different 'hells'
for
each country & decides he'll pick
the least painful 2 spend his
eternity. He goes 2 the German
hell
& asks, "what do they do here?"
He
is told, 'first they put you in an
electric chair 4 an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails 4
another
hour. Then the German devil
comes
in & whips you 4 the rest of the
day....
The man does not like the sound
of
that at all so he moves on. He
checks out the USA hell as well as
the Russian hell & many more. He
discovers that they are all similar
to
the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell
&
finds that there is a long queue of
people awaiting to go in. Amazed,
he asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told "first, they put you in an
electric chair 4 an hour, then they
lay you on a bed of nails 4
another
hour. The Nigerian devil then
comes
in & whips u 4 the rest of the
day."
"But that is exactly like all the
other
hells, why r there so many people
waiting 2 get in?" asks the man.
A concerned fellow calls him aside
& says, "
1. Because there is never any
electricity so the electric chair
doesn't work.
2. The nails were paid 4 but were
never supplied by the contractor,
so
the bed is comfortable to sleep
on...
3. The Nigerian devil used to be a
civil servant, so he comes in, signs
his time sheet & goes back home
for other business"

hmmmn