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Laugh Out Loud With Son Of Alhaja by Izzy002(m): 2:19am On May 02, 2015
10 TYPES OF SLAP AND THEIR MEANINGS
1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap.
2. RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! and voices in your head singing Christmas Carol.
3. FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing.. You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?"
4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g.. Bros, shey you been dey watch? I been no do anything o.
5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away.
6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download the slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply.. like John, you slapped me?
7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing.
8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you. The length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye sockets will calculate its circumference.
9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden). You will be able to speak Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu, all together.
10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colors and your head will turn to nest whilst birds will be flying all around you.
WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED
Re: Laugh Out Loud With Son Of Alhaja by Nobody: 3:19am On May 02, 2015
Never done yet ----- on the face...but on the ass....damn! Tats sexey grin
Re: Laugh Out Loud With Son Of Alhaja by SuperSuave(m): 4:48am On May 02, 2015
KashyBaby:
Never done yet ----- on the face...but on the ass....damn! Tats sexey grin
oya bring your asss grin
Re: Laugh Out Loud With Son Of Alhaja by yousouphe(m): 8:53am On May 02, 2015
grin

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