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How Do You Explain This? by dotcomnamename: 2:20pm On May 02, 2015 |
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN IT.. When a Nigerian Police arrests you and check your mobile phone and at that moment, a text message comes in saying "Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey well before we go out tonight". How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)? To make the matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1" on your phone?. PLEASE...OFFER SOLUTION Over to you guys |
Re: How Do You Explain This? by tziz(m): 2:23pm On May 02, 2015 |
Maybe u put a fon call across to a friend and ask him to bring a bottle of AK47 and Bullet drinks just to show n try and convince the popo.. |
Re: How Do You Explain This? by zinachidi(m): 2:27pm On May 02, 2015 |
lol, na gobe be dis na, just drop N100 shaa, they'll reason wif u. |
Re: How Do You Explain This? by DaBullIT(m): 2:45pm On May 02, 2015 |
Call your friend , put the conversation on speaker and let the police listen in It's not like it would save you from two slaps one handcuff and bail fees though Oh, and if you manage to survive that one , Dis-friend that friend |
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