Question 1:
Interviewer: Define “boring” within the scope of your profession
Arsene Wenger: Boring is when a team decides to play 10 men behind the ball (Parking the bus), in order to frustrate the opponent and prevent them from scoring..
Jose Mourinho: Boring is 10 years without an EPL title

Question 2:
Interviewer: Define “success” within the scope of your profession
Arsene Wenger: success is the ability of a coach to maintain high standard (Top 4) with budget constraint
Jose Mourinho: success is the ability of a coach to fill his cabinet with trophies and medals either by hook or crook

Question 3:
Interviewer: how do you handle “the most difficult situation” (Injury, suspension, fatigue, complacency) in your team?
Arsene Wenger: I hold on to my philosophy come rain come shine
Jose Mourinho: I don’t toy with (handle) situations, I deal with it (play dirty)

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i dont know if this shud be in joke or sport section, mod shud do the needful if necessary..

meanwhile, i think wenger shud preserve his firepower for the crucial FA cup final...
to avoid stories that touches...

cc: safarigirl, thegoodjoe, neighy (#where_have_you_been )