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9ja Police Be Like; by Johninho(m): 6:46pm On May 04, 2015 |
9ja police be like. •Why is your laptop bag empty,u want to steal laptop and keep it in the bag abi, oya enter motor! •The victim committed Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killedhim..... •Oga, dis your Range Rover Sport fine o. oya use am take jam dis wall make we check weda ur airbag dey work perfectly. But u no gree? oya park!!! •Why your car no get A/C? u wan use heat kill yourself...u wan commit suicide, we will rather arrest you than let you commit suicide?.. Oga Park well! •The picture in your license, you carry Afro with beards, why do u now carry low cut without beards uhn? Ogbeni Abeg come down. •Why do u have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? Follow us to station. Oya add yours!!! 2 Likes |
Re: 9ja Police Be Like; by Nobody: 6:53pm On May 04, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: 9ja Police Be Like; by jeremiah505(m): 6:53pm On May 04, 2015 |
Oga where offering? (N20) You dey dull abi?... Oya park well... |
Re: 9ja Police Be Like; by SammieLowkey(m): 7:14pm On May 04, 2015 |
Re: 9ja Police Be Like; by nsaint101: 8:08pm On May 04, 2015 |
Why you carry this fine girl and you come walwal, inside this your ugly car. Oya pack!!! Double offence. |
Re: 9ja Police Be Like; by dhameelare(m): 11:35pm On May 04, 2015 |
Can't stop laughing |
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