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Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by talentarena(m): 1:39pm On May 05, 2015

Have you had a guest who feel too comfortable in your house and has decided to turn your house into their own, there are ways to send them parking..

1. Remove your TV cord.

2. Block your toilet flush. Tell your guest the toilet is bad, and he/she has to be using the bush.

3. block the bathroom water outlet. Tel him/her to be bathing outside.

4. Initiate fasting and prayer session for 2 months against evil arrows while hide to eat out.

5. Tel him your horticulturist said you should be planting nice flowers in your cooking pot. Pour clay soil in all pots. Plant palm kernel seeds inside.

6. Invite like 7 of ur friends. To stay like 2days. Sleep and lap each other at night.

7. Soak your foam in the rain.

8. Call Phcn to disconnect your light.
If at d end he refuses to go…go to Hausa quarters buy #2,000 bed bugs. Pour dem on ur foam and his clothes. D next day na him go wake u. Guy I don ready o. I de move. I no fit die b4 my time.
Add yours. Lol.

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by sammoe(m): 1:58pm On May 05, 2015

U see, OP u are very wicked. U come dey laff join! SMH

All your tactics involve some form of self-hurt. It's people like you that'll shut their eyes to avoid seeing certain people.

U never jam some correct people. Na u go comot house for them. #irememba

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by xavier0327(f): 2:01pm On May 05, 2015

whatever happens to "please leave my house"

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Swegzfreak: 2:22pm On May 05, 2015

dat 1 na long story. . Just use a coffin as ur centre table, tank me later

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by nedu2000(m): 2:22pm On May 05, 2015

I'm going through the same thing o,and this guy is working and even planning to buy a car!! I dunno why people can be so insensitive

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by sinaj(f): 3:05pm On May 05, 2015

op u de squat person for ur room grin

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by nuelzy: 3:15pm On May 05, 2015

so long as he is paying his bills...aint gat no shit wii him

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Ilekeh(f): 8:18pm On May 05, 2015

Parking or Packing?

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by SleekyP(m): 8:18pm On May 05, 2015

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Ilekeh(f): 8:19pm On May 05, 2015

nedu2000:
I'm going through the same thing o,and this guy is working and even planning to buy a car!! I dunno why people can be so insensitive

You're too nice.

"Look, you need to leave. If you can afford a car, you can afford a rent."

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Atk01(f): 8:19pm On May 05, 2015

Nice!

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by datbay(m): 8:20pm On May 05, 2015

The best way is to simply tell him he has overstayed his welcome....All what the op mentioned will negatively affect the house owner too

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by khalebzy(m): 8:20pm On May 05, 2015

Employ an Eegun girl As house help

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Akshow: 8:20pm On May 05, 2015

na wa o

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Princessonelove: 8:20pm On May 05, 2015

I had a very bad experience with a visitor. I wanted to involve the police if my mum didn't beg I would have arrested the ingrate.

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Kreamie(m): 8:21pm On May 05, 2015

How this made FP is beyond me

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Panelbeater(m): 8:21pm On May 05, 2015

I buy 1 plot for here for my shop

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Goahead(m): 8:22pm On May 05, 2015

Swegzfreak:
dat 1 na long story. .
Just use a coffin as ur centre table, tank me later

Are you kidding me

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Panelbeater(m): 8:22pm On May 05, 2015

Make I buy 1 plot of land here for my shop

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by okotv(m): 8:24pm On May 05, 2015

In life, you get what you want if you are persistent.
I don't agree with anything written up there cause it would not solve the problems.

First off, before accepting any visitor, state your terms. Don't fall victim to anyone in the name of love.

Secondly, Never loosen your guard cause anything can happen.

Thirdly, When the time stipulated is around the corner, remind your guest. Stick to the initial agreements.

Finally, Give the person a farewell gift. Part as friends as much as you can. Don't accept any extension because that's how it starts and your grip on your visitor loosens.

Thank you

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Nobody: 8:25pm On May 05, 2015

@OP, u wicked no be small oooo

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by 0b1nna: 8:26pm On May 05, 2015

Hehehehe
Holla @ Ur hood rats & urchins make dem come smoke pepperlin & jumbo for ya sitting room. grin

Stock your fridge with platic water bottles filled with "pepper soup" "awonpa" "soldier roots" "jedi jedi" "monkey tail"

tongue

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by naijafresh: 8:27pm On May 05, 2015

Packing not parking.

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Anoruo(m): 8:27pm On May 05, 2015

lol.....op u r silly

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by lampardizik(m): 8:29pm On May 05, 2015

talentarena:

That us just wicked!!!

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by officialteemi(m): 8:29pm On May 05, 2015

visitors like that can EAT de whole kitchen.....#onceuponatime

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by lampardizik(m): 8:29pm On May 05, 2015

talentarena:

That is just wicked!!!

Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by espn(m): 8:32pm On May 05, 2015

Buy 3 rottWeiler as pet..put am for sitting room..tell him it will remain der b4 fixing a cage.. travel for 1week..

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Re: Sure Ways To Send That Annoying Visitor Parking by Strongfaze(m): 8:32pm On May 05, 2015

Technically, you are only a visitor for three (3) days once you are visiting for the first time.

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