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How Do You Explain This To A Nigerian Policeman????????? by nairayouthcom(m): 12:57am On May 06, 2015 |
How do explain when a Nigerian Police officer arrests you and checks your phone and just at that moment, a text message comes in from your friend saying: "Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey jolly well before we go out tonight". How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet) (drunk) To make matters worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1". Oya start to sort am out |
Re: How Do You Explain This To A Nigerian Policeman????????? by GboyegaD(m): 1:29am On May 06, 2015 |
That one gidi gan ooo cos they want get accolade say dem catch suspect wet dem don dey find since. |
Re: How Do You Explain This To A Nigerian Policeman????????? by Emyogalanya: 2:03am On May 06, 2015 |
U will explain it to your fellow prison inmates while we exclaim at network news In our houses "GOD DON CATCH AM" in other words you explain while we exclaim |
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