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Abeg How U Go Take Explain This Kind Matter To Police Officers? by Nobody: 7:25pm On May 06, 2015
When a Police arrests you and He is checking your phone and at that moment, a text message came in saying

"Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey well before we go out tonight".How will you explain to
the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?

To make matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1"...... How u won take explain?


Cc agarawu23

Orijin101

Lala247


Aminat508


Lalasticlala
Re: Abeg How U Go Take Explain This Kind Matter To Police Officers? by MissSlimbody(f): 7:53pm On May 06, 2015
Your own don begrin

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Re: Abeg How U Go Take Explain This Kind Matter To Police Officers? by Nobody: 8:17pm On May 06, 2015
Asin ehn!


How u go take explain am ?




MissSlimbody:
Your own don begrin



grin
Re: Abeg How U Go Take Explain This Kind Matter To Police Officers? by Aminat508(f): 9:07pm On May 06, 2015
olaxco2f:
When a Police arrests you and He is checking your phone and at that moment, a text message came in saying

"Abeg, if you dey come, buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey well before we go out tonight".How will you explain to
the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 Energy Drinks (Bullet)?

To make matter worse, your friend's name is Robert and you saved it as "ROB-1"...... How u won take explain?


Cc agarawu23

Orijin101

Lala247


Aminat508


Lalasticlala
hmmm, I dunno what to do
Re: Abeg How U Go Take Explain This Kind Matter To Police Officers? by agarawu23(m): 9:13pm On May 06, 2015
its a red handed offence o

you know say our nja police no dey hear go na come dey hear .

your friend must explain "Rob" ooogrin
Re: Abeg How U Go Take Explain This Kind Matter To Police Officers? by Mariojane(f): 2:37pm On May 07, 2015
sentence yourself to life imprisonment before they sentence you to jungle justice cos nothing can save you
Re: Abeg How U Go Take Explain This Kind Matter To Police Officers? by Nobody: 3:26pm On May 07, 2015
cry cry cry


Mariojane:
sentence yourself to life imprisonment before they sentence you to jungle justice cos nothing can save you



U SURE ABout this?


even if my friend show up?


undecided undecided undecided

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