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6 Types Of People You Meet At Shoprite Mall Ikeja by Martiano(m): 12:52pm On May 07, 2015
[b][b][b]I have been going to this mall for close to 2 years and I must say it has more characters compared to the one on the island.

1.The SHOPRITE ARTISTS:You often see people of all calibers coming to you with different cds and introducing themselves as artist who are looking for the right opportunity to explode to the scene.Kids are also not left out as most are even encouraged by their parents to sell their gospel cds

2.The One bottle of Coke One hour people:These are mostly girls wjo come to the mall and kill time on a bottle of soft drink.They come in around 4pm and will be there until whenever.They are obviously looking for suitors and all they do is sit down sipping the bottle hoping for one to come forth.

3.The elevator snappers:These ones only come with the objective of going up and down the elevator without any other mission.They just go up and down snapping pictures.

4.The trolley pushers:They push the shopping trolley snapping pictures and at the end leave empty handed.

5.The Job seekers.They have their cvs with them and are ready to let you know that they are only there to seek for help ,they tell you all their stories but at the end ask you to stipend.

6.The Marketers: These ones are one of the most annoying.They make you fill forms for family holidays and tell you it is free only for you to find out that you will paying more than you bargained.[/b]

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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet At Shoprite Mall Ikeja by Nobody: 12:54pm On May 07, 2015
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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet At Shoprite Mall Ikeja by nceedaga(m): 12:56pm On May 07, 2015
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Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet At Shoprite Mall Ikeja by BeeBeeOoh(m): 12:56pm On May 07, 2015
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