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Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 2:49pm On May 07, 2015 |
Read our latest joke here and forget all what make u sad within a seconds i am an eight(12345678) letter word, everybody keeps me as a secret, my 234 is a name of an animal, my 45678 is a dangerous weapon, ladies cannot do without my 128, communication cannot be establish without my 5678, u nid my 1234 to be a brilliant student. wht am i??send me the answer.... |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 2:50pm On May 07, 2015 |
horllamy: I ASKED A GIRL FOR A RELATIONSHIP AND SHE ACCEPTED WITH ONE CONDITION THAT WE WILL NOT HAVE SEX THAT SHE MADE A VOW WITH GOD THAT HER VIRGINITY IS MEANT FOR HER HUSBAND, I ACCEPTED HER CONDITION WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND I GAVE HER MY OWN CONDITION THAT I WILL NEVER SPEND KOBO ON HER BCOZ I MADE A VOW TO GOD THAT I WILL NEVER SPEND MY MONEY ON ANY GIRL EXCEPT MY WIFE,SHE NOW SAYS THAT I AM A VERY WICKED MAN, PLEASE AM I WICKED IN THIS MATTER YES OR NO |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 2:52pm On May 07, 2015 |
horllamy: • U dey carry ur girlfriend go club; after u marry her finish u wan stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen? • Ur girlfriend dump u for rich man u say she b gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda perso u giv testimony for Church say, na grace of God. Bros park well!! • Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg where she wan fix am?, on top that coconut head? • U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend; u be zebra?!! • U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe... shey u wan whisper to God? • U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe say u no cheat. .aunty, u be mechanic? • U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe say u no cheat.. uncle, u be photographer? • He give u engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear, u be lord of d rings? •you dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB, U be scholarship board? •U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u still dey call am BABY, my sister, he suppose be ANCESTOR. •Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic? •U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? . Na joke o....Read and pass on to friends make dem laugh too.. 1 Like |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by importexpert(m): 2:54pm On May 07, 2015 |
horllamy: you are partially wicked. you wanted to be paying for her .... 1 Like |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 3:03pm On May 07, 2015 |
horllamy:[color=#990000][/color] One very monday morning, our teacher was teaching us about the government, so for homework that day, she told the whole class to ask their parents what the government is. When i got home that day, i went up to my dad and ask him what the government was. My dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.'' ''I still don't get it'' i responded. ''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said my dad. ''Okay then...good night'' i said and went off to bed. In the middle of the night, i was awakened by my baby brother's crying. I went to my baby brother's crib and found that my baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So i went to my parent's room to get help. When i got to my parent's bedroom, i looked through the keyhole to check if my parents were asleep. Through the keyhole i saw my mom loudly snoring, but my dad wasn't there. So i went to the maid's room. When i looked through the maid's room keyhole, i saw my dad having sex with our maid. I was so surprised, but then i just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!'' 3 Likes |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 4:14pm On May 07, 2015 |
horllamy: Conversation between a Rat and Man Rat: (with tiny voice) hello. Man: hello, who am i speaking wit? Rat: na Mr John be dis abi? Man: yes u are speaking wit Mr John, who is dis pls? Rat: so u no recognize my voice abi? Na me ur room mate. Man: u say what?. Rat: ur room mate Rat. I dey ur room now.. Man: i beg ur pardon? Rat: which yeye beg u dey beg. i never chop since yesterday wey u waka comot. I check that place wey u dey put food i nosee anything. I check d kitchen nothing. I even check ur fridge no single food there. E be like say u wan kili me abi.. No problem, i jux say make i let u know say that ur certificate 4 inside your wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY i don eat d "LA" comot. Remaining "GOS" STATE UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work u go take "GOS" state university find. ...(rat ends call) 3 Likes |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 4:23pm On May 07, 2015 |
horllamy: A man 4got to zip up his trouser , so a lady told him politely, sir, ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asked, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked inside? . The lady smiled back and said no, just one small KEKE-NAPEP with two Flat tyres ------lol 3 Likes |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by dnacrystal: 12:34pm On May 08, 2015 |
My sorrow increased after reading the first one. |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 1:37pm On May 12, 2015 |
horllamy: A wise man stood in front of a large audience and cracked a very funny joke everybody laughed like crazy. After sometime, he cracked the same joke again; this time, less people laughed. He cracked the same joke again and again until everyone got tired of it and started wondering what he was doing. When he saw that there was no more laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said: "You can't laugh at the same joke again and again but why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again? Never let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life. Just because today is painful doesn’t mean tomorrow won’t be great. And just because you failed today doesn't mean you wont succeed tomorrow! God Is In Control Over Your Life...... He Will Surely Do Something Before This Month Ends In Jesus Name......AMEN... Type Amen 3 Likes |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 1:40pm On May 12, 2015 |
dnacrystal: Why ur sorrow increase |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 11:47am On May 28, 2015 |
horllamy:[color=#990000][/color] Brain exercise for all my fans. What is the name of a fruit that has 5 letters? when u remove the first letter it becomes a crime, when u remove the first 2 letters it becomes an animal and when u remove first and last it becomes a music? if u get it wrong u put my pic on ur profile for 24hrs.. The first Fan to get it right, I will post his picture and details right now....keep on sending an answer for the game to be Fun #ishow |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by davido101(m): 12:54pm On May 28, 2015 |
horllamy: grape 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by Mintek: 2:37pm On May 28, 2015 |
horllamy: Simple...Grape! 1 Like |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 7:49am On May 30, 2015 |
horllamy: A man went ahead to his wife family to seek her hand in marriage the wife family agreed but would test him. The man went to the family house and saw only the wife sister and the sister said that she is the only one at home that he should come and have s*x wit her. The man went out and meet the family member saying that he has passed the test only for the man to said in his mind that i just want to take condom in my car. One word 4 dis man? Comment fast!!!!!!!! |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by horllamy(m): 7:28am On Jun 04, 2015 |
horllamy: THURSDAY MORNING LAUGH My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row,when it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put the N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention'' be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket" WhaaaaT!!!!!?....... Usher please wait, wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!! (Don't Laugh Alone Please Share) Una gudmorning Oº°˚˚ |
Re: Laugh Away Your Sorrow by fineguy11(m): 11:39am On Jun 05, 2015 |
horllamy: THURSDAY MORNING LAUGH My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row,when it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it. Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, how generous, then majestically I looked around and put the N1,000 in the basket and passed it on, then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention'' be more careful next time, it fell from your pocket" WhaaaaT!!!!!?....... Usher please wait, wrong Transaction!!!!!!!!! (Don't Laugh Alone Please Share) Una gudmorning Oº°˚˚[/quote] |
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